Nov 30, 2020
The Tarty Orc
So I spent a few hours yesterday playing Shadow of Valhalla in VR. It's a basic wave combat game where you get to grab weapons and learn spells for use in combat, and for reasons best known to the lunatic developers, you have to fight giant spiders, zombies and orcs. In Valhalla. For Odin. Go figure.
Lunacy aside, it's an adrenaline blast, and I was having masses of fun when I knocked one of the well-muscled, scantily-clad orcs on his arse. I turned to check if he was dead (always double tap, kids!) to find him lying on the floor looking at me like this, all ‘you’ve defeated me in combat, but be gentle with me!’. I kid you not. And he stayed like that for several minutes while I massacred his friends. What a tart. XD