#tashiniii

[flange5]

tashiniii replied to your post “Maybe I’ll try to show off some of the nail stamps today, since people...”

I hope you feel better soon!!

Thank youuu! I took decongestants and I’m waiting to see if they make me bounce off the walls or put me in a coma. 

[thecreaturenewt]

Me: "Imagine Beyoncé breathing."

My sister: "I just got chills."

[goldkirk]

tashiniii replied to your post “THIS BOOK IS SO GREAT”

What book ?????

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet!

[animentality]

Red, not blood Orange

i like a good red. 

[thecreaturenewt]

My sister: "Kill your double."

Me: *grabs her throat*

Me: *laughs*

Me: "Get it?"

My sister: "hah yeah."

Me: "because you're my double."

My sister: "yeah."

[savedbythenotepad]

Are you okay??

No, not really. 

Another one has just sounded and I don’t know what else it could be. Honestly, I’m now feeling a bit on edge. 

[thecreaturenewt]

Dog: *lying on my sister's bed*

My sister: *isn't home*

Me: "Awwww, you miss Tash?"

Dog: ...

Me: "Blink twice if you miss Tash"

Dog: ...

Me: "Blink once if you miss Tash"

Dog: ...

Me: "Don't blink at all if you miss Tash"

Dog: *stares*

Me: "Yeah I miss her-"

Dog: *blinks*

Me: "too..."

[goldkirk]

I love hearing about your childhood 😂😂 its so funny! Especially the alarm clock story. I love it :D

Omg you’re so nice (I’m so!!!! Happy!!!! To know you were getting a kick out of those thank you ⭐️)

Okay just for you, one time when I was eight I didn’t know the word for concealer but I knew what it did, and also I had even 800% less of a filter on my mouth than I do now, and one night when my dad had been barely getting any sleep recently I looked at him and said “You need to ask mom to use her mascara. The circles under your eyes are too oppressive to ignore.”

(I was also a very precocious young child in case I didn’t mention that before. “Too oppressive to ignore” SMH)

Also when I was at a fishing pond at age 7 or 8, a fishing hook got stuck in my sandal and I described it to my mom as “a large, rusty, weather-worn old hook” lol

Also I was 100% mulishly convinced newspapers literally fell out of the sky until age 9 okay I STILL SWEAR I SAW IT HAPPEN WHEN I WAS TINY