Me to myself: Yo brainybeans what are the pros and cons of doing this assignment?
My Logic: It is due tomorrow and you have to present it regardless of what state it is in because the weather will not bow to your whims. Therefore the pros are that you will most definitely have a better presentation and therefore grade if you complete the task in its whole.
My Passion and Heart: but we're not IN IT right now! We hate this!!!
My Anxiety: BUT IF WE DON'T DO IT RIGHT NOW WE'RE GONNA FAIL AND WE'RE ALREADY SUFFERING A GRADE IN ONE CLASS WE HAVE TO FINISH IT!
My Guilt: We're gonna be bad adults if we can't do this one simple thing. It's one assignment.
My Logic: You can't have instant gratification.
My Guilt and Anxiety: We're going to make you remember this for the rest of your life if you don't do it.
My Procrastination and Heart in a double Whammy: Hey look a picture of a puppy you could reblog!
Guilt: You have asks that are piling up....
Anxiety: Did you check your school email?!
Guilt: Did you tell her you love her today?
Anxiety: WHAT IF SHE FORGETS?! WHAT IF SHE'S SAD?!
Logic: ASSIGNMENT, Tashi, focus! It's not that hard, just focus. You've already done some-
Procrastination: so we can put it off!
Logic: NO!! NONONO. So we can keep going!
Procrastination: But like.... hey uh do you..... do you remember, like..... sleep? That thing we like to do a lot? What if we just.... like.... did that right now....? Maybe? Make the bad things go away and stuff.....?
Heart: Dreams are good! But- Oh my gods what if we see TWO PUPPIES? There might be more on your dash! Also let's go get coco because we deserve it! I'm feeling ick let's get coco.....
Passion: This assignment is frightfully boring, why don't we instead think about a lot of the things we want to write but never will??? We can do that while we have the coco!
Logic: Please it's one assignment-
Guilt/Anxiety: YOU'RE WASTING TIME.
Me:
Me:
Me: Now I want coco thanks a lot this is why I'm a mess.
