#tasted fine

[geothefafa]

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THE SECRETS OF MY SHASTA HOLE COLA. YOU CANT HAVE IT I ALREADY DRANK IT ALL. IT WILL NEVER GRAND YOU SEVEN WISHES SO JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. IM NOT HIDING ANY OF IT ANYWHERE SO STOP SNIFFING FOR IT.

[hostilemakeover]

just spent the last seven hours looking for a house to build/recreate on Sims 4. I'm just.. ugh. Bored with the legacy. Can't find anything to build. Can't play Hades or Code Vein until my new controller comes in. What a waste of a day. So many first world issues.**rolls eyes at self**

[theshireisburningg]

your crest white strip tag asdffghjklfd

picture me standing in my shower hair covered in shampoo googling the repercussions of swallowing a piece of a crest white strip. a moment

[oatsdays]

before today I’d only ever tried one at a time.

[onetrikpony-blog]

can’t tell if I gave myself food poisoning or I’m just weak

[swamp-betch]

there's a jar of nutella but the "sell by" date is November 2013.

[ndelphinusarchive]

Note to self: if the smoothie contains neither frozen yoghurt nor ice do not get it.

[stormful]

my kitkat..... I forgot it was in my back pocket.....