My sister made me watch Twilight: Eclipse yesterday on the drive to see the solar eclipse totality. I have never seen nor read anything else in the Twilight series and i have no desire to. Here's my 3 takeaways
1. That movie was so bad it managed to make a cop the best character
2. I am team "Bella you gotta get OUT of there girl" this bitch must the colorblind the way she's missing all these red flags
3. I DO think Edward and Jacob should kiss. I dont think it would fix anything about them but it WOULD make their problems far more interesting













