i can't remember if you ship them or not, but stalia! and of course, if you don't, don't feel pressured to answer!
Yes I love Stalia so much!!!
which one tags the other in pictures of cute animals: Malia! Once she figures out how to use social media in that way I feel like she would tag everyone she knew lol
which one injures themself while trying to impress the other: Stiles definitely he’s obviously a clutz and Malia’s obviously flawless lbr
which one carries the other on their shoulders when they get too tired to walk: Honestly.....Malia. I think Stiles would offer to do it and maybe do it once in a while but lbr he’s a baby and Malia’s super strong she’d probably just do it anyways
which one puts pizza rolls in the shopping cart when the other isn’t looking: Definitely Malia cause Stiles would do it but Malia would immediately catch on and he’d be caught
which one sends the other useless fun facts at 3 am: MALIA omg imagine my precious baby learning new things and wanting to tell Stiles everything she’s learning so she can feel super smart I’m emo
which one feeds stray animals: In all honesty I feel like neither would but if anyone had to I think it’d be Stiles
which one sleeps in really weird positions: Oh definitely Stiles we’ve seen it a ton of times
which one opens all the jars/bottles: Def Malia it’s just A Fact that she’s the stronger one
which one spontaneously bursts into song for no reason: Stiles and I feel like Malia would give him a weird look if she doesn’t recognize it cause it came out while she was a coyote but she’ll think it’s cute
which one buys the other really weird birthday cards: MALIA this is such a 100% Malia thing to do like she’d get a random ass card along with that cake that just says BIRTH with sprinkles on it I love her
