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Jess; 28. Lawyer. Bisexual. (pronouns; anything respectful) Word Count 2021: 0 words Welcome to my collection of insane muses and more insane ramblings. This is where I pretend like this is still a roleplay blog and I don't just use it to discuss whatever interests me in the moment. When I'm not being a bum, I'm mostly roleplaying as Hunter Clarington or a cool OC. Usually pretty open to chat so shoot me a message. certified fandom trash ® ♥ ♔ brotp: trash lord and the dumb one otp: cutie pie duo indie account

[leon-the-artificer]

holy shit i just heard my brother’s dnd session where the party was fighting a dragon and

someone cast wall of force around the dragon

and then looked around and said, “hey, where’s ariden?”

to which my brother, playing ariden, his fragile little wizard boy, leaned into his mic and said “STILL NEXT TO THE DRAGON.”

[leon-the-artificer]

finally checked the tags on this and the only tags more valid than “rip” are “f”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’ve hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years I’ve been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours.

A few weeks of living with a cat and my brain’s been reprogrammed. last night at 4am the furry little shitmuppet broke a vase & I only woke up long enough to call her a rat bastard & roll over back to sleep

[phinarei]

Oh shit. This totally made me realize that it must have been my cat that killed my fear of the dark. I used to be intensely scared of walking into dark spaces. Hated any area where I had to turn a light off before I could turn another one on.

Enter my mostly black demon who likes to jump out of dark spaces at me.

Now I can just walk through dark rooms with no anxiety. I’m now used to the darkness taking physical form and jumping at me. At this point if a monster did jump out of the darkness I’d instinctively reach for the cat treats to offer it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy crap what other fears do cats make you immune to?

I’m no longer scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of demons with sharp claws & glowing eyes, i’m scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of one specific small furry demon with sharp claws & glowing eyes

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Having lived in a genuinely very active haunted house, having cats will not make the hauntings go away. But you’ll stop caring because the cat’s litterbox is far worse to deal with.

Besides, the cats are just busy wondering if these other people will pet them.

[genderchilled]

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

[messrsmoonys]

should I try and watch the nancy drew show?

[sailorleo]

did cascada ever actually play on the radio or anything or did we all just learn about it through shipping amvs on youtube

[renaissance-dick-pic]

this is so sad, yes the bitch tore up the radio and parties in like 2007-8, yall are all just like 15 years old.

[agony1-deactivated20151201]

who else has this overwhelming compulsion to erase yourself from the memory of others

[twitblr]

My free time includes me time and that means me without you time. (x)

[edating]

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

[tmplads-blog]

ever wonder what it would be like if voldermort won?

                                 and with talk of rebellion - can anything be changed?

tell me pretty lies is a marauders au discord server verse where the first wizarding war was won before graduation and the world fell to Voldermort’s rule. while some are trying to survive, others speak of rebellion. either way, someone will lose again. JOIN NOW

[leojfitz]

gif request meme  ★ @pureheroines​ asked for community + favorite male character

[manny-jacinto]

trying to understand a show you don’t watch only through gifs you see on your dash

[starriersaint]

bitches say they’re fine and then scream the “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

[vulvamort-deactivated20110602]

[lovestory]

forgive me if i don’t really get bothered about better than revenge (2010) and its problematique indications in the year 2020 but i hear men openly degrading women every time i turn on the radio so i’m a bit desensitized

[taiturner]