#tauntingmockingbird

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i wanna send some hella love to msmarvel-ous and her friend tauntingmockingbird. i havent done much with either, but i absolutely LOVE seeing them on my dash and i cant wait to do more with them because their muses are so awesome and they play them perfectly <3

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@tauntingmockingbird !!! >>> Here is the deal, Charlie  &  I are a packaged deal, lmao. Honestly, I’ve known her since I started my blog  &  I’ve never become friends with someone that fast. She gets me  &  we just have a lot of fun together. I can sincerely vouch for what an amazing writer this one is.

 I hear msmarvel-ous is actually insane… lbr. Also, you are too nice to me, pls, stop or imma get used to it <3

[cawcawmfker-blog]

How Carol had came up with this plan was a mystery, but Clint was absolutely loving it. They didn’t have a whole lot of time. It wouldn’t be long till Bobbi showed up. They really didn’t need to be caught red handed raiding her private drawer in her bedroom just for the enjoyment of stealing all her batteries. It felt almost wrong to be doing it, especially with Carol of all people... but anything to get back at Bobbi for the endless torment the woman put him through would be worth it. He snickered very quietly to himself as he grabbed the first toy, unscrewing it and pulling the batteries out. “You do know she’s going to absolutely murder us, right? I mean.. seriously, this is something else completely.” The fear of being murdered didn’t stop him one bit. He paused for a moment as he shifted through the drawer, pulling out a pair of panties and holding them up. A lacy pair of purple panties. He turned completely to Carol, holding them to his waist as if he was modeling them “What do you think? Are they my color?”

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@tauntingmockingbird​ :: continued from ( x ).

[ sms: Morse, Bobbi ]

as flattered as I am that you’d pick me to be your errand girl

you have two capable feet of your own to go to the store

or are you pregnant ? Because then I’d consider it.

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@tauntingmockingbird [ ↠ ]

[ txt | Birdie ] can’t sleep. needed coffee. i’m not trying to glue it back together. it’s not working, i might have glued my hand to the table. why do you let me live alone? i’m a hazard to everything around me and lucky won’t stop barking at me. i think he’s taunting me.

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@tauntingmockingbird :: wanted tiny Carol !

             “ Before you say anything, I just want to make it clear that I did NOT kiss Tony. ” Carol places special emphasis on the word ‘ not ’. The last time the three of them were involved things got UGLY,  &  she didn’t want things to get weird again between them again. Bobbi is her best friend. She can’t RISK that. “ It’s just a DUMB rumor going around because a guy  &  a girl obviously can’t be just friends. ”

[notdirectoranymore-blog]

Ship meme: bobbi/daisy

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed - Bobbi yells at Daisy for this.

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping - They both do, but they’re pretty good at remembering.

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room - Bobbi. 

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t - Both of them. They’re terrible.

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner - Daisy.

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary - Probably Daisy, Bobbi holds it a little better, Daisy is a lightweight.

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular - Bobbi.

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting - Bobbi.

insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema - Daisy.

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@tauntingmockingbird because it’s almost entirely your fault I’m here 

“Bob, I’m sorry. I know the insurance is going up again. And I’ll replace that vase. But please, I beg you, please get me some cold and flu tablets before I start doing this shit on purpose. I am so sick of sneezing.” Being sick sucked, and after four days of it, Daisy was more than a little over it.

[murdcrpup-a-blog]

“I didn’t know you smoked.”

“I don’t. Usually.” he told her, holding out the pack. “You want one?”