tavrosstrider replied to your post: my psychiatrist asked me if id gotten angry in the...
she should be paying you this shit is hilarious
thats my ideal job. i invite everyone over to my home. everyone puts money into the jar, they sit around me in a circle. i turn on my gameboy. flash everyone my award winning smile. yell "I WISH YOU WERE A GAY POKEMON SO ATTRACT WOULDNT AFFECT YOUR CHEETO MOUSE SELF, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE STRAIGHT!!!" everyone applauds and tosses more coins into the jar














