#tb9

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♪⋆.✮ ┆OP81 .ᐟ lost & found II

part i

🎧ྀི : summary: petty bitches fuck with the wrong couple

🎧ྀི : genre: smau, drama, comfort, strong language

🎧ྀི : pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader

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Yourusername: baby’s first paddock 😭🧡

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User1: (s)creamed when i saw the queen on the screen

User2: ilyyy

User3: mommy. Sorry. Mommy. Not sorry

User4: i miss her in the quartet tm videos :((

User5: tbh i dont think she’s hanging out with them anymore

User6: they were awful to her not surprised

User7: yea but she just dropped them?

OscarPiastri: dont believe in luck in sports but you can be the exception

Yourusername: 🤭🤭🧡

lando: can yall quit being cute on main and focus on the game?

Yourusername: i killed you like three times already you really want me to beat your ass again?

User8: ooooo and she knows how to game 😭 oscar can you fight????

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Friend1: karma is my boyfriend

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User1: this is getting old

User2: slay girlll

User3: lover era

Friend2: and it’s a god

User4: rue??? When was this??

User5: im so confused

User6: im new this came up on discovery what is going on 😭

User7: these three used to be a friend group with Oscar piastri’s current gf but recently they haven’t been hanging out anymore and ppl think she dropped them for her new driver bf

User8: also add that these three ignored her on all social media platforms AND shaded her when she posted about their first date. Dont twist these things.

Friend3: bestiesss

User9: girls…. What arent you telling??

friend1: 👀

User10: omg ive never been one for gossip but wtf is this situation

User11: idk i think @ yourusername dropped them for her new hotshot bf

User12: yeah deffo 🥱

User13: she’s a sweetheart tho no? :(

Friend2: …

User14: i NEED more pts tea and spill on tiktok

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Your username: wdym my love language is touch?

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User1: keeping us fed (and jealous) of the couple goals

User2: yes your honor they caused me to cry in my lonesome

User3: i cant. Someone sedate me.

User4: THEY ARE SO CUTE WHEN. IS. IT. MY. TURNNNNN

User5: yes you have a bf we know by now, how about those cool outfits again pls

User6: last five posts are about them jeesusss

User7: and??? They’re happy???

User8: studies show couples who have to post themselves everywhere are more insecure than the ones who dont

User9: Youre sick if you think this amount of flaunting right after ditching your friendgroup is somehow okay

lando: 🤧🤧🤧

AlexAlbon: i can feel a flu coming in

lilymhe: just got out of the A&E

MaxVerstappen1: throwing up as we speak

Alexstmleux: i think i got a fever

KellyPiquet: Me too 🫠

User10: not half of the grid and wags coming to back these two up i cant 😭🫶🏻

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F1wagGossip: Y/N posted about being out partying with Lily and Alexandra on friday night 👀

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User1: jealous

User1: so jealous

User2: she looks so happy with themmm

User3: the ULTIMATE trio i said what i said

User4: oscy/n is endgame omg

User5: @ yourusername babes drop oscar you can date me

User6: clubbing while their guys are abroad driving at 300kph??

User7: during a triple header too User8: news flash: people have a life outside of their relationships :o

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Yourusername: me looking outside sad because he had the audacity to go work AND do a triple header :(

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Alexstmleux: let's make this into a club

lilymhe: me three KellyPiquet: same

User1: is she talking about osc or the guy she cheated on him with??

User2: FUCK OFF CHEATER

User3: smellyyyy

User4: wow i see only snakes what is happening to meeee...??? 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

User5: atleast no osc in the likes or comments

User6: he is following her still though???

User7: he's probably focusing on the race and handling emotions outside of it

User8: oh he's gonna be a menace

User9: 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

User10: 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

User11: 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

User12: 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

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OscarPiastri: Let’s go racing.

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User1: I sense mclaren 1-2

User2: let’s goooo

User3: let’s see if we get a whiny radio about breaking under safety car again smh

User4: boringgg

User5: boring because fastest car is… fastest??? We have had Verstappen leading like four years in a row, that’s nothing new.

mclaren: 🧡

User6: blah blah blah where is my pookie y/n??

User7: fr havent seen the sport before, only followed her from the tiktok User8: BREAKING NEWS rich girl is a cheaterrrr User 7: what???????? User8: I'll send the link dm but there was a twitter post about @ yourusername cozying up to someone at a party while Oscar was out of town.

Yourusername: good luck baby! ❤️

User9: Mannn from Melbourneee 🇦🇺

User10: oh no

User11: what?

User10: Y/N’s comment

User11: oh no

User12: pfft she cheated? No wonder he doesnt reply 😂

User13: we dont know that

User12: c’mon thatpicture was pretty clear

User13: someone got a big head from bagging an f1 driver, have fun with the scraps babes @ yourusername

User14: fr no wonder she’s not on the paddock this time

User15: ms. daddy’s money and bank account

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Friend2: good thing we had snake repellant 🙂‍↕️

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User1: prettiest!!!

User2: oh my god this was not on my bingo card

User3: is the second one... like... Y/N?!

User4: nooo i thought she was cool 😭😭

User5: airing out an entire gc dynamic on insta 👀💀💀

Friend1: love youu

Friend3: ❤️

User6: when was that? After she got together with Oscar??

User7: yeah i think? The date is july 13th and she posted about "dating for the first time" two days prior

User8: i really dont want to believe this of her but rich kids smh

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Yourusername: I was not part of any groupchats on july 13th that included @ friend1, @ friend2 and/or @ friend 3. See receipts above. I removed myself from a longstanding toxic friendships and said groupchat beforehand. K thanks bye ❤️

User1: this is just getting crazier

User2: omg

User3: did not doubt for a second queen

Alexstmleux: you okay bby?

Yourusername: getting there, it’s all just happening quickly 😭

Alexstmleux: therapy leo time?

Yourusername: yes please 🥹

lando: I cant believe that muppet had no time to explain but he lost his phone. The flight company is trying to get it back, it's somewhere in a luggage going to Switzerland. Text me!!

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Yourusername: … good photoshop. Too bad I’ve got tattoos 🥱 surprise!!!

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User1: I KNEW IT MY UNPROBLEMATIC QUEEN

User2: the fact someone has time to actively sabotage her is beyond me

User2: like get a life

OscarPiastri: need your signature for the lawsuits, love

Yourusername: on it!

User3: omggg lawsuits??!!

User4: cyber bullying, harrassment and deflamation I guess?

User5: someone’s shit is about to be rocked

Lilymunhe: Pretty girl 🤍

Alexstmleux: Ily 🫶🏻

Yourusername: @ lilymunhe, @ Alexstmleux love you guys more 🙂‍↕️

User6: okay can we reel back in; LAWSUIT???

User7: YEAH?!!! What is happening???

User8: they probably cant talk about it ://

lando: they want their privacy, I, however, will throw hands. Cyber harrasment, spamming and defamation :)

MatteoBrown: I can dropkick a cunt 🤲🏻?

User9: omg even Matteo is in on it.

User10: you surprised? Dude’s loyalty is like… GoT level

Friend2: please answer the texts xx

User11: now I’m even more confused

User12: important thing is WE’RE NOT CHILDREN OF DIVORCE

User13: I cant the third pic asdfg

User14: now i want a tattoo tour

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author -> this wasnt supposed to happen idk if i even like it but here you go some dramaaa 😭 without the misunderstanding trope because i cannot stand miscommunication ALSO does the timeline make ANY sense? no. 😭 😭

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♪⋆.✮ ┆PREFERENCE .ᐟ love touches

🎧ྀི : summary: what type of touches they’re a sucker for

🎧ྀི : genre: humor, fluff

🎧ྀི : pairing: CL16, LH44, LN4, OP81, MV1, GR63, TB9 (oc)

CL16

Okay hear me out. I dont think he’d be very lovey-dovey, all up in your space all the time. But he loves when you hold onto him in a discreet small way when walking or standing in a crowded space. A finger looped into the belt loop of his jeans, or gently holding to the back of his loose shirts. Kind of like he’s a little life raft.

LH44

Head massage.

Or neck. They take a toll from the racing and the g-force so he’ll definitely appreciate an impromptu massage through his braids whilst watching the telly. He’s prone to some stress-induced headaches from time to time and he declares your massages help better than ibuprofein. Roscoe might make a bit of a huff, demand he get some affection too making you both chuckle.

LN4

I feel like he’d love the sudden and surprising ones. A quick kiss on the cheek. And a swift extra one to his other. Maybe a cheeky third. Makes him smile bit stupid and laugh that high pitched giggle (”stoooop”). Or when you hug him, maybe attempt to pick him up. He’ll yelp from the surprisement but won’t stop you.

OP81

Hugging. Especially if you happen to be shorter and do that thing where you loop your arms around his waist and plop your chin to his chest to look up at him. Kind of makes him want to squeeze you to death. Too cute.

Or a long hug that sways a bit from side to side while you either yap about the day or just stay quiet. Never breaks the hug first, either.

MV1

Head kisses, temple kisses, kisses to his hair. Especially as a quick ’goodbye’ before he has to go deal with another media duty thing. Accompanied by a squeeze of hand and a smile. It’s a small thing but it makes him feel extremely secure.

GR63

Mr. Saturday of powerpoints and immaculate self-care loves when you put a facial mask on him. I’d think he gets how sweaty it is under the helmet and how bad it could get a skin to react so shared self-care time was a win-win. He got you and a cooling, purifying mask on his face. Especially since you were always so careful, telling him off a bit for talking (”it’ll end up in your mouth soon”) while gently swiping the mask on.

Heart eyes, I’m telling you.

TB9 (oc)

Theo’s a sucker for scratches. The light back scratches you give in the mornings to wake him up gently from his sleep. Right up there in the top three with a fresh cup of coffee or tea by the bedside table and a kiss. Even though he can be quite gruff and logical most of them time, he’d die for little wordless affection like that.

Also will definitely do the little wiggle thing if you stop before he’s had his fill.

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♪⋆.✮ ┆PREFERENCE .ᐟ crushes

🎧ྀི : summary: what they are like while crushing on you

🎧ྀི : genre: humor, crushing

🎧ྀི : pairing: CL16, LH44, LN4, OP81, MV1, GR63, TB9 (oc)

CL16

Humanization of giggles and stuttering. Everything you say is funny to him. Even the smallest huffs while watching a series and you let a tiny comment slip, he has to hold in how much he’s snickering. Cheeks little rosy when you catch his shoulders shaking.

LH44

Eye contact. Because that’s the first thing he noticed when he met you. Just looks at you, even if you’re talking about something mundane like a bitchy salesperson at the cafe or your car you had to get checked out because the brakes made a noise. He could just look at you forever. Charles says he gets hearteyes like those cartoon characters.

LN4

Trying to get your attention with the silliest thing. Like that video of Harry Potter behind the scenes of one of the twins messing around with a hand puppet. He’d distract you like a golden retriever to get your attention. (”Look, look… the glove looks like a fish like this”)

OP81

Surprisngly he’d be pretty chill about it atleast outwardly. Inside he looks at every single reaction you give when he has made yet another Spotify playlist for you. Even though you hadn’t asked one he’s made you a when you need background mumble music or gym playlist when youre tired. (Pay attention to the songs, he’s definitely saying things with them)

MV1

I’d see him be practical. Even if it meant going out of his way (although nothing was that out of his way for him). Getting you a coffee if you were tired, ear muffs when you were at the paddock and everything was too overstimulating or carrying around hairties to give you (so no one else had the chance to).

GR63

Asking. So. Many. Questions. Man wants to know everything about you. How was your day? Did you get that new soda you wanted? Have you gotten your hair done? He just wants to make sure you realize he’s attentive and notices even the smallest things. And he does. Even if you got your split ends trimmed and there was remotely no change to your hair length he’d notice.

TB9 (oc)

Man is great on track. Quick on his feet. He’s given an issue while driving at 300 kph, he’ll fix it while inside a tin can. Maisie has a problem? He’ll fly to Ireland to fix it.

Man is crushing? Braincells on shutdown. Theo Brown exce stops working. He has no idea how to handle it because he doesn’t crush easily. So he keeps saying you’re just less annoying than most other people.

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♪⋆.✮ ┆TB9 .ᐟ smau IV.

part iii. oc infodump

🎧ྀི : summary: theo freaks out a bit, you think about quitting instagram, "operation fuck the gossip" commences

🎧ྀི : genre: smau, mild angst

🎧ྀི : pairing: oc!f1driver x fem!reader

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Yourusername: How about everyone minds their own business, takes that silverspoon out of their asses and into their mouths for once and doesnt commit borderline doxxing.

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user1: holy shit

user2: im with you because DAMN

user3: okay she posted herself AND called out the gossipy bitches i already love her

user4: that attitude plus Matteo? no wonder he might actually like her

yourbff1: AMEN SIS ALSO MARRY ME

yourbff2: EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF

user5: no theo in the comments :'((

user6: istg if these stupid teenagers who have nothing better to do than follow grown men destroyed something great before it even started im afraid i have to be restrained.

user7: gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

user8: please please please @ MatteoBrown aknowledge this somehowwww

user9: if he doesnt take her i will

user10: dunno why i'm so invested but theo's not even in the likes :(

user11: or followers im heartbroken.

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MatteoBrown: Spa. Usually literally. Let's see what happens.

User1: she's in the likes!!!

User2: okay can everyone stop with this already they probably were a fling anyway

User3: PRAYING FOR WILLIAMS

User3: LIKE I BOUGHT AN ETSY PRAYER

Yourusername: win it

User4: omgomgomg

User5: aaaaand ignored

User6: yeah she probably was just a one night thing and hadn't realized it yet

User7: true, but she's really pretty so cant blame him

AlexAlbon: Get your ass out of the driver's room okay we have a meeting

lando: get your ass out of that state overall

MatteoBrown: seriously. stop.

lando: mate.

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Yourusername: free from summer studies means... i dunno we didnt plan this far :'))

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yourbff1: im down to just backpack, get tf out of here for change

yourbff2: tbh same

user1: i can she's just so hnnng i want that

user2: yes i was first in her likes so?

user3: even if she doesnt turn out to be a wag im still following, icon

user4: do you life in london or?

yourusername: rn yea :) not originally from here though

user5: and no @ MatteoBrown :(((

user6: am I allowed to feel like a child of divore of people who never even dated like...

user6: he has never publically dated and he's seemed like a dick on social media but i just feel like this was something

user7: he's a grown man lmao and rich. it was one night stand that's it.

user8: go interrail! i did that last year and it was so much fun :)

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Yourusername: operations need 1 night of planning, shit ton of wine and the last of our savings

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author -> im too impatient with anything to do with angst im sorryyyy

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♪⋆.✮ ┆TB9 .ᐟ smau masterlist

part ii. -> an f1 driver, a typical girl, one spilled beer and other cliches

part ii. -> late night texts, ”i dont care what people think” and f1 gossips find you

part iii. -> second ”first” meet ups, ”forgotten” hoodies and drunk flower orders

part iv. -> theo freaks out a bit, you think about quitting instagram, "operation fuck the gossip" commences

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⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ preferences 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

”terrible, awful flirting. real idiots to lovers… i want that :)”

f1

- what type of touches they’re a sucker for

- what they’re like while crushing on you

twilight

- tba

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10 years later @colbyclaycomb and I are back and up to our #TB9 #shinanigans once again! #loop #video #flume #ceramics #ucdavis (at T B 9)