May 4, 2017
Every Character I Love: Troy Barnes
“First time I got punched in the face, I was like oh no, then I was like this is a story.”
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Every Character I Love: Troy Barnes
“First time I got punched in the face, I was like oh no, then I was like this is a story.”
I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.
I love butt stuff. I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank. I cried during ‘About a Boy’…the soundtrack! I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine. I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie. I just wanna know that they’re comfortable. I didn’t get Inception. I didn’t get Inception! There’s so many layers.