#tbcu lore

[flaming-tennis-ball]

IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU. IM GOING TO CUT YOU OPEN AND KEEP YOU AWAKE IM GOING TO TURN YOUR INSIDES OUT AND MAKE YOU WATCH IM GOING TO BITE OFF YOUR FINGERS ONE BY ONE AND FEED THE REMAINDER TO YOU

-@ball-with-a-god-complex

…

(It puffs a cigarette.)

This house is an absolute circus…

Alright, I know you’re just dying for me to ask. Why?

[greengalaxyball]

Red RED!! Where are you

Please I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt them. Please come back.

…Come back

*They start sobbing uncontrollably* Come… back

You’re my only friend.

[stitched-up-tennis-ball]

[they ring a very loud bell so everyone in the House can hear it]

EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!!

This is a very very urgent matter!!!

this little freak @the-studyman right here took us to his house and "answered" our questions about him, he said he was just a scientist studying us, but we think he's a dirty stinking lier!

After he did that, he was weirdly interested on doing experiments on us that would require a lot of dismemberment and general pain

After that he forced us to drink terrible tasting coffee that was supposed to erase our memories, however cuz we're awesome, we realized that if we absorbed the coffee through our seem it wouldn't affect us.

He then lead us back here. We thought we were home free but he CUT US! and took some of my insides...

Please please please be very careful around this man, never take coffee from him and don't interact with him

[an-obvious-tennis-ball]

Huh.

Feels like I’m being watched.

Oh well!!

I found a silly little guy!

[flaming-tennis-ball]

ooc poll

why do the tennis balls not have confirmed voices

we need more confirmed voices for these stupid fucking balls /aff

I may make a thing with humansona flaming and its voice

Should I do that

yes

hell no

Secret Third Option™️ (show results)

Voting ended onOct 18, 2023

[flaming-tennis-ball]

[Hello! I can’t help but notice you STILL haven’t taken a mint! Please tell me if something is wrong or you would like another type of candy. Your experience to us is extremely important and we would like to know that our customers are fully satisfied]

@greengalaxyball

ooc: damn she is really looking to get rid of those mints

if I take a mint, will you save my weakling friend?

[an-obvious-tennis-ball]

AAAAAA

TIME IS FLYING.

OH GOD.

I need help.

@abandoned-tennis-ball

I’m sorry if this is a bad time but I’m

PANICKING.

I need your help.

Fast.

Before 5:00 PM.

[flaming-tennis-ball]

Oh, me and @elongatedtennisball are just good friends!