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Movie Review

Good list

* The scenery was really good! Cairnholm and the children’s home were exactly as I pictured them.

* The part where Emma and Jake are under water was really breathtaking.

* The soundtrack was so beautiful I need it!

* When they reset the loop, and they start playing run rabbit run made me squealed, it was just like the books.

* Miss Peregrine’s outfit was gorgeous

* The beginning credits made me cry, they were perfect

* The hollows transformation was really terrifying, I like it

And that’s it

Bad List. (Where do I begin)

* We open the movie with “Jake” working at smart aid, a loser, pathetic kid who’s best pick up line is “I’m in your math class”

* The character of Ricky was literally changed to Shelly

* Abe’s death was so suden and really not emotional at all?

* “Jake’s” whole trauma was so irrelevant, that I didn’t felt sorry for him

* The surprise party was in reality a big Charlie and the chocolate factory reunion, with Paloma Faith playing at the back

* Jake was so disrespectful and acting like a little shit when he made fun of the bird

* The fact that Abe called Jake “brave tigger” instead of “Yakob” made me want to puke

* YOU PUT THE RAPPERS BUT YOU CANT LET EMMA HAVE HER TRUE PECULIARITY

* the fact that Jake runs away from the children INSTEAD OF CHASING THEM LIKE IN THE BOOKS, HE STRIPS AND GET KNOCKED OUT made me cry so hard, this is not how Jacob would act

* They burned the Priest Hole for nothing

* Jake, after being rescued because he can’t save himself, finds it very normal to be with your grandfather’s childhood friends

* Movie!Miss p was a total time freak, and didn’t have much of a role in the film

* The kids were whatever TBH

* Encoch’s character was so awful too, apparently he was jealous of Jake because he was with Emma??

* Olive didn’t have much of a part in the film, she was just the cheerleader of Enoch’s disturbing puppets

* Jake fell in love with a girl he didn’t even had a full conversation with

* Emma acts as if Jake was their only savior and that if he prefers Abe OVER A GIRL HE JUST MET that she “understands”

* When Enoch takes Jake to Victor, was just so cringeworthy

* Watching Horace’s nightmares as bed time movies was disappointing

* When Barron reveals that he was Dr Golan, it was so flat and really you saw it coming. NOTHING LIKE THE BOOKS

* Barron wants the ymbrynes to make the machine so they can live outside the loops. WHICH IS WRONG BECAUSE THE LOOPS WHERE CREATED TO HIDE FROM THE HOLLOWS

* So he trades Wimp Jake for Miss P who at this point in the movie I thought she was better

* So they stay in the house with Miss Avocet and make the place a barricade for the hollow

* There’s always a telephone call and it’s Abe from the war, WHICH IS WRONG BECAUSE WHEN ABE ARRIVED IT WAS SEPTEMBER 3 1943, and Jake says that he is the best grandfather ever and blah blah blah

* Jake is the one that makes the rules now, even though they are stupid and I agree with Enoch

* The hollow storms in and eats poor Judi Dench, it gets Enoch and after 3 hours of tossing him around and everyone looking, Jake shoots him

* They all go the beach and use a ghost ship to get to Blackpool where the machine is

* So apparently, with the loop of Cairnholm crashed, and if they reset the loop of Miss Avocet, Abe would be alive (I think that was it because honestly I didn’t understand SHIT of what they were saying)

* Emma is sentimental with Jake because he prefers his grandfather than to stay with her

* “You know that I would stay for you” LAAME

* the boy is so desperate to be with girls that he lunges to Emma when (thank heavens) Enoch arrives and wants to know what the heck is Jake’s plans (and makes fun that he only wants the girl instead of helping them which I totally agree)

* In the base of the hollows, Barron is giving a speech of how he hates Florida and whatever when Emma floats on view and challenges them on a duel

* The wights are ACTUALLY SCARED????

* When some of them go out they get attacked with snow and cotton candy (instead of using their peculiarities)

* One wight just stands there and watches as a skeleton army pokes at them

* THEY ACTUALLY FINISHED THEM SO FAST LIKE THE HOLLOWS WERE A DECENT OPPONENT BUT NOW

* the edgy modern music playing at the back made me cry

* Jake makes Millard take all of his cloths for nothing

* At the base a wight tuns iNTO A FREAKING MONKEY AND STARTS JUMPING AROUND

* the masked kids turned out to be like medusa

* When Olive gets freeze to death by A wight Enoch kisses her and she then melts and I’m so done

* Jake couldn’t open the cage with Ymbrynes after 10 m, (just press buttons you idiot)

* Barron then changes into Jake to confuse Enoch and Emma

* “I know I’m me because I can see the monsters” *slow clapping*

* A hollow takes Barron’s eyes and the scene was disgusting

* Enoch and Olive are now holding hands and Jake looks at them mourning

* He stays outside the loop as it resets and the children go

* Abe is alive and Jake tells him what happened and all the old man has to say is “go to her”

* Apparently Jake pulls a time traveler shit, since he used every loop known to man to get to the boat and stay

* Emma kisses him an at this point I want to scream

* The children all now live in the boat and miss peregrine soars at the distance

* The end

Notes

* Asa’s acting was more than bad, his character was just some big pathetic loser.

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* Emma’s character was so flat and bad written TBH, you couldn’t tell what was wrong with the girl

* They made a snappy teenage love story WHICH IS NOTHING LIKE IN THE BOOKS

* THEY CHANGED THEIR PECULIARITIES FOR N O T H I N G

* The whole plot of the first book was shredded, and combined with the other two,(so no sequel THANK THE LORD)

* Emma and Abe weren’t a thing in the movie, which basically tore Emma’s character, once more

* Franklin was the same loser as his son

* The whole “we’re peculiar” base was just stating they were different

* Which isn’t the message Ransom’s book gave

* Whoever wrote the script should be thrown the book to their faces so they can read it properly

* The attempts of being funny made me cringe once more

* The children were lacking of background, they looked like extras TBH

* The movie and the plot were so bad written, that if I haven’t read the books, I couldn’t make sense of what was happening.

* Florence song was the only good thing that came from this train wreck

In overall, I hated the movie, I hated Jake, I hate Tim Burton from ruining Ransom’s book, it seems that he only used it to get back on the game of movie industry.

I actually left the theater crying, I was so disappointed.

I’m sorry for Ransom Riggs

- Amy

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