#tbpasks

[thebonerpit]

multiples of six please 😘

6) Do you prefer movie theatres or your couch?

Honestly, my couch. There are definitely films that are INCREDIBLE to see on a big screen but like... at what cost lmao. I can't stand hearing other people chewing and rustling and talking tbh.

12) Subtitles or no subtitles?

Usually none, unless of course it's in a language I don't speak!

18) Favourite actor

Oof, I mean how can I choose?? I tend to prefer characters over actual actors, but I do love anyone who just lets themselves go fucking feral in a role... like Tom Hardy, Colin Farrell, Barry Keoghan, etc.

24) Do sequels always ruin originals?

Of course not! I mean, hello, Aliens??? Alien is one of my all-time favourite movies but Aliens fucking slaps.

30) Are you looking forward to any upcoming releases?

Yorgos Lanthimos' Poor Things for SURE. Dune 2 but that's been delayed. I'll probably wait to see Killers of the Flower Moon until I can watch it at home because it's just... too long, but I read the book a few years ago and loved it so I'm curious about the film version.

36) Which movie star would you want to meet?

None tbh. I've never really been someone who cares about meeting celebrities? I've seen a lot of them in person at TIFF and it's cool but also like, what do you even say? Oh I loved you in [x], ok great, bye? Lol.

42) Show me a pic of your favourite movie poster.

It's a classic for a reason!

[thebonerpit]

"The height difference KILLS ME omfg. Like. RDJ is not that tall but he makes Tom look tiny and I love it???"

rob frequently wears lifts and heels to make himself taller !!! he and tom are only 2 inches apart if they're standing flat on the ground. if you look at set stills, red carpet photos, pictures of him around town just doing things, he's constantly in shoes with a bit of heel or sole to make him taller.

marvel had him in 4 inch lifts for the entire mcu so he'd somewhat match the chris' in height

he & tom are my favorite 'short' white men 🥰

I love that he always wears lifts omg Robert please no one cares if you are short. I think it's almost appropriate that he is much shorter than Chrisx2 because it's a human vs. a god and a super soldier, of course he would be smaller! I mean Tony in the comics is jacked but he doesn't have to be. Anyway. It's adorable lol.

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*adds another $20 on top of fifis* this is something i didn't know i wanted but now desperately need

rom howney x starker with fanboy!tom??? my everything

It's also funny because as we all know (and as Tom has admitted many times) he is... not a smart man lmao. So like, imagine Tony who is so used to interacting with Peter who is brilliant and just as quick as he is trying to explain something to Tom and being like "... thank god you're pretty huh?" (And then of course Tom kinda gets off on the humiliation alsldkfjsksljk)

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LEAVE MY HARLEY ALONE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Wait no Harley isn't the asshole shithead bully! Lmao. The kid that Tony saves with the arc reactor isn't Harley, it's the other kid who bullies him. So Tony is willing to die to try to save this dumb kid's life and then Harley is the one who replaces the arc reactor and saves him! (I think ALL of the scenes with this kid were deleted, and it's only briefly mentioned that Harley is bullied at school when they first meet).

[thebonerpit]

Hey i loved your recent work with Harley Peter and secretly Tony. Do you think you could post the link about the vídeo you were talking?👀 Thanks!

Thank you, and I absolutely can, anon!

Here it is.

I’m gonna tag this but I doubt it will show up so feel free to reblog to share it.

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Omg Santa's Elf is 💯🔥🔥🔥

Ahhh thank you, anon! Secret confession: I was actually writing another piece where Peter is an actual elf (not Santa’s elf, it’s a Dragon Age AU) and that’s kind of what gave me this idea. Idk if I’ll finish that one but I guess something about Peter with little pointed ears is appealing to me ;)

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pls post that porn link with the harley lookalike

Right here, lovely!

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I’m super embarrassed to say that the possibility hadn’t even entered my mind they would bring them back just to kill them until I read that reblog and now I’m like oh shit of course that’s what they’re doing FUCK

;_____; right? I'm sincerely hope I'm wrong, but tbh I don't trust the Russos lol, and also I'm struggling to imagine how they'd integrate them into the current MCU?

I'm just thinking that they're going to need Doom to feel like a real threat so he has to kill at least a few people. I'm also worried for Thor. BUT WHO KNOWS.