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[the-fiction-witch]

NERD!!

REAL LIFE: SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: FUNNY

"Hellooooo Bluooo... uhhh what rymthes with blue thomas?" Y/n asks sat on her sofa fixing her make up

"Uhhhh... screw? achoo? Emume?" He answers off camera

"Ohhh emume. I like those... they had a war"

"They did." He says as she put her make up away and he handed her a cup of tea before sitting beside her with his own cup "Also shoe?"

"Thank you for supplying me with rhymes"

"You're welcome, Are we going to film the video now?"

"You film the video"

"make me Biiitttchhh"

"Fuck you Thomas"

"That an insult or your to do list?" he smirked

"You are.. just in a fucking mood today aren't you? what is this mood you get in? Sassy Thomas? Bitchy? I don't know. this state where you just fucking roast me all day"

"Go on then y/n your the one wasting your camera battery"

"... I will pour this scolding tea on your head"

"Go ahead my motorbike helmet is open faced and I have hit the ground so many times I have very little feeling in my head anymore"

"I didn't mean the head atop your neck Thomas" she warned he then glanced down at his belt "Yeah that one"

"I'll be good" He answered having his tea

"Yeah you will bitch boy"

"What are we doing today?"

"Yes! we are doing more Internet Questions. By which I mean I found a random tag thing and now we are gonna answer dumb questions"

"We should have had wine for this"

"why didn't you say that suggestion ten minuets ago. that's a great idea" she complained "Fuck it! I'm already sat"

"I'm really not helpful today?"

"You are not." she sighed "How do you want people to deal with your body when you die?" she asks "That's a loaded first question"

"It is."

"This isn't really a question for you becuase... your immortal"

"I'm not immortal y/n"

"You haven't aged since you where fucking nineteen!"

"I aged"

"You grew facial hair that's different. that's not aging that's just refusing to shave"

"True. Took me six months. and I loved it"

"Yeah then I waxed it off because you looked like a 70's porn star"

"Bow chika wow wow" he laughs

"I will shove a fucking cactus up your ass now answer the question"

"Burn me. and shoot me off into space... I will be very happy"

"Yeah that does sound fun, you could become part of a planet, or explore forever"

"Yeah it sounds fun, maybe I'll find a black hole and get reborn?"

"I don't get that"

"Space Oddessy y/n"

"That's nerd shit"

"The best Sci fi film of all time"

"Nerd! shit!" she laughs "I wanna be turned into a tree. that's a thing they can burry you basically in a seed and then your decay fertilizes the tree as it grows, so I can make oxygen for the planet, and maybe be a home to some squirrels,  like an eco system around me and I'll be happy"

"awww that's sweet"

"But if that doesn't work out and the planet is too fucked by the time I die. Fuck it I'll come float around space and annoy you for all eternity"

"Will you just like start every day with the star trek opening?"

"Yes. Yes I will For all time" she laughs "next! What is your favourite mug?"

"Not this one. The uhh the funny one"

"The my dick's not small you have a large Virginia mug?"

"Yes. I like that"

"this one is mine" she smiled holding up a big sculpted mug of a sloth mama hugging a baby sloth "Because sloths"

"sloths."

"You're like a sloth?"

"why because I'm too lazy for my own good?"

"No because your hair is full of gross stuff"

".... bitch fuck you."

"Fuck you too" she laughs "next! What is your favourite pair of socks?"

"May I go get them?"

"Yes..." she sighs It then cut back and they both had socks in there hands "These are mine they are fuzzy and they have penguins on and the penguin has a scarf on, and they have little bits on the bottom so there socks but they still grip"

"They are good, you have kicked me while wearing those and it was very plush and soft"

"Yours?"

"I have socks with the star wars text crawl on them" He smiled

"You colossal Nerd!"

"I love them!"

"NERD!!" she laughs "do they actually have all of it"

"Yes they do"

"are you sure? they could have missed a line"

"I would know if they missed a line y/n"

"Do you legit know it like off by heart"

"yes I do"

"... You fucking nerd." she sighed "Did you get them at tall darth and handsome?"

"What no? where's that? I wanna go there"

"Are you serious right now? You don't get that?"

"No"

"You fucker you where in it!"

"I was?"

"Phineas and Ferb star wars special. the thing you went on about for fucking months! because got to be a sith"

"Ohh yeah..."

"To anyone watching I will be crucifying Thomas in my garden after this video so feel free to come over and whip his bitch ass"

"Don't tell people to whip me"

"Why not?

"Because.... internet" He says "Don't tell the world to whip me"

"Why not? I thought you were into that?"

"Y/n!"

"what?"

"Nooooo... I am not"

"Aren't you?"

"No."

"I kinda wanna do a video were we go though your house and just put everything star wars themed in a box just to show you the root of the problem"

"It's not a problem"

"Shirts, socks, your bath duck, the egg timer, The blanket under your bed, the lightsaber on your bedroom wall, The bubble bath, the Toaster, the ice cubes, The Massive poster on your landing, the star wars candles! literal candles that smell like fucking space ships!" she lists "and that's just off the top of my head.... Thomas?"

"... I have star wards hand soap now in my bathroom"

"You are in your thirties!"

"Say what you will, Millennium falcon smells amazing"

"It does. But that doesn't change my anger around you owning it as a candle"

"jealous"

"Okay ... If you could have any superpower what would you have?"

"Uhhhh teleportation"

"why?"

"I'll never have to pay for the tube again"

"Good point"

"Or a plane?"

"Or deal with rush hour"

"Or pay for my car"

"Or your bike?"

"No, no I will keep my bike"

"But you can teleport?"

"Yeah but bike is for fun"

"Alright, Uhhh I think that I would want invisibility, Or the power to make someone cum if I poke them. Because you could get out of so much with that. You could rob a bank with that. you could never loose a fight"

"You are so evil."

"fun though" she smiled "Poke" she laughs poking his cheek

"No no no outta here with your magic cum hands"

"That's what she said" she laughs

"No."

"I think you said that earlier actually Thomas"

"God damn it y/n, No. No I'm done" He says getting up and going off screen

"what? Come on"

"Don't tell People on the internet what I'm into!"

"Ohh come on Thomas, this is the next video! where we go though the box under your bed"

"Oohh hell no!"

[the-fiction-witch]

The Russian and The American P18 News

TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT     COUPLE: BENNY WATTS X READER   RATING: SWEET + SCARY

I stood beside benny often the two of us hitting the others hips, as we stood in front of his sink doing the dishes He was washing them and I was drying them off with the little tea towel listening to the gentle tunes playing though the radio, I moved a little as I dried one of the plates from dinner last night resting my head on his shoulder and in his cosy green shirt "hi" he smiled to me

"Zdravstvuyte" I smiled back

"Humm, your cute" he chuckles kissing my head

"And now we return to the news..." the radio began "police remain to be baffled by the disapperence of the Russian National y/n y/l/n, having last been seen by her security the evening after the U.S Chess championship at the Felxor Hotel. Rumors are beginning to fly around the county as to the reasons and possibilities. However the incident has begun to spark issues within the already tender subject of the US and Russia as both sides are searching desperately for answers -" it continued before Benny shut it off

"Don't worry yourself y/n, there not going to find you" he says

"Benny... what are we going to do?" I asked

"How so?"

"Am I just going to stay here in your apartment forever?"

"Not forever y/n, just till they stop worrying about you" he says kissing my head

"What if something happens?"

"What do you mean?"

"American and Russia weren't exactly thrilled with each other before this happened."

"What you think you and me having a secret snuggle is going to cause an international incident?" He laughs

"I'm simply saying... people jump to conclusions. It wouldn't take alot for someone in russia to jump to the idea that, I've been kidnapped or worse for what I know and wouldn't take long for them to assume the american government or military to be at fault. And similarly it wouldn't take long for americans to start to wonder if it was all a Russian distraction plan or I was a spy or get offended at the idea they had something to do with it..."

"Y/n?"

"Yes Benny?"

"Are you really scared that... this? Could be the thing that tips this over?"

"No. I'm worried it already has"

"So that's what they where doing other then chess and ballet with you?" He laughs

"What?"

"You got very scary politics lessons" he laughs giving me a cuddle "y/n trust me. A week or two and it'll all blow over, nothing bad is going to happen, nothing bad is going to happen to you, we are not going to accidentally start world war three" he laughs kissing my head "just relax" he says turning the radio back on a different station "and listen to the nice music"

[the-fiction-witch]

Valentines 2021 New Dress

TV SHOW: WOLF HALL COUPLE: RAFE X READER RATING: CUTE AF

I smiled as I sat outside scrubbing the various laundry from the household scrubbing it up and down my washboard as I sat out in the garden among the grass and flowers so any water I spilled or lost ended up in the flower beds. The big bucket sat on the grass, with my washboard sat in the bucket surrounded by bubbles, My lines all hung up around the garden with all the clothes hung around them. I finished up with this dress and got up hanging it up on the line and heading back again and continuing with my washing I kept hearing something behind me which puzzled me, I could hear steps but whenever I looked know one was there so I shrugged it off and continued with my work.

When suddenly my vision went dark and I felt hands over my eyes

"wh-what's going on!" I complained

"Guess who?" A voice laughed behind me

"... whoever you are! I highly protest! Get off of me!"

"No. Guess again"

"Rafe what do you want?" I sighed

"Can't I be cute and romantic?" Rafe complained as he let me see and came to sit beside me

"You can, just don't disturb my work" I warn him jabbing his chest before returning to my work "what is it?"

"what day is it?"

"Tuesday Rafe, I am not a calendar"

"what date is it?"

"I am not a calendar"

"Just answer the damn question darling"

"The fourteenth why?"

"which makes it?"

"Valentines why?"

"So, Do you want your present?"

"Rafe you didn't have to get me a present,"

"I thought you liked valentines? given... your... spookiness"

"You mean me being a pagan?"

"Yes." he shrugs "You do go in for all the pagan holidays... usually"

"I do, but its more a celebration for married couples Rafe, and we aren't married" I giggled

"Well we will be, as soon as we have enough money for our own house darling" he reassured giving me a kiss "I wouldn't feel right marrying you until we had a nice house to live in"

"I know Rafe" I smiled "I don't mind waiting"

"Well, would you like your present anyway?" He asks

"I would" I blushed drying my hands on my apron

"shut your eyes my darling" He cooes so I nodded and shut my eyes covering my eyes with my hands and he gave me a little kiss so I opened my eyes and saw him holding a beautiful blue and purple dress making me gasp

"Rafe! you shouldn't its must to expensive"

"Shhhh" He smiled putting his finger on my mouth to stop me talking "I saved up a little for you, you've been wearing those little grey and brown patch work dresses since I met you, I wanted to give you a nice dress, for parties and... our wedding someday soon"

"Ohh Rafe, thank you" I smiled hugging him tightly and giving him a kiss

"You're welcome my darling" He smiled hugging me tightly too

[the-fiction-witch]

The Russian and The American P22 Bad

TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT     COUPLE: BENNY WATTS X READER RATING:SCARY

"A-about Moscow? Are you sure?" he asks

"I'm sure Benny"

"Okay, take your time." He says "only tell me as much as you want to," He reassured so I nodded holding his hand as I sat up against the wall squeezing on his hand as I began to explain. The sun slowly coming up each moment illuminating the room more, the light causing rainbows as it came though the frosted glass of the windows on the bedroom wall, The cold chill whistling through the basement apartment, the apartment completely quiet but our breaths, the ticking of the chess clock on the table in the livingroom and my words. The sounds sometimes of cars rushing past the road above the apartment, or the sounds of water in the pipes. Benny sat up his back against the headboard of the bed looking at me his arm stretched across the bed to hold my own tightly as he listened, his hair gently falling in his eye as it often did, slightly chewing on the inside of his mouth as he listened, his bare chest moving with his breaths, his flowery robe just around his shoulders where he grabbed it before we started talking just to keep the chill away from him, the covers around his waist, and around my own as my nightie hugged me closely, often I squeezed hard on benny's hand but he didn't seem to mind often squeezing back when I needed it as I explained everything.

I left no stone unturned, I said everything that had happened from as far back as I remember and to when he offered me an escape with him to new york.

I told him of what happened to my parents,

Of the training,

The Torcher,

The treatment,

The bunkers,

The rules,

The regligations,

The pills,

The horrible things I and others experienced there.

Until I had told him everything and let out a long sigh in some ways happy to have told him like a physical and emotional weight had been lifted from my body and soul. He sat silently a moment looking at me giving my hand a little squeeze a moment,

"I knew it was bad... I never thought it was That bad" he says

"Yeah" I nodded unsure what now to say to him

"Come here" He says opening his arms I smiled and laid on him resting my head on his chest as he wrapped his arms around me tightly holding me tighter then I had ever felt him hold me before he pressed a long and gentle kiss to my forehead stroking his hand across my cheek "my sweet little honeybunny. I'm not surprised you had nightmares. It's okay, I promise you y/n you're never going back to moscow, They are never going to find you, and nothing bad is going to happen to you for the rest of your life" He explained almost teary eyed "And I'm going to protect you, I promise" He says kissing my lips our slow tender kiss often stained with tears till I pulled away and held him closer, Like I never wanted to let him go.

[the-fiction-witch]

A Baby!

MOVIE: MAZE RUNNER THE DEATH CURE COUPLE: NEWT X READER RATING: SWEET

I sat in my room playing with the little toy car that newt found for me in the scorch it's pain completly gone, the metal frame rusted and scratched the wheels so gumed up with sand they hardly move but I loved it so much, I rolled it across my tummy as it always made baby kick. I haven't seen any of them in so long, I see Minho every so often in the corridors and such like, I haven't seen the rest since wicked took me. I missed them all so much, it didn't help that almost as soon as wicked took me it became obvious I was pregnant I had a theory and was about to tell the boys but I haven't seen them since. I groaned as I felt a horrible pain again almost screaming this time and not seconds later the doors opened and nurses took me out to another room on a higher floor "What's going on?" I asked in panic "Your going into labour sweetie" she told me as they sorted me out "I'm afraid there is not much we can do for you to numb the pain" "I have to do this without pain killers?" I asked almost crying "I'm sorry sweetie but you do" she says as the pain for worse "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!" I screamed it went on for hours in agony and crying so much from the pain, I remember hearing alarms and shouting as doctors and nurses worked

When the door suddenly opened to newt, Minho and Thomas. Thomas and newt in some wicked gear and Minho in the clothes I've seen him in for the last few months "Y/n!" Newt smiled jumping to my side "Who are you what's going on here!" A doctor yelled but Thomas shot him "Boys stop it!!!" I screamed "What's wrong with her?" Thomas asked "She's having her baby" the nurse told them "Baby? What the fuck do you mean she's having a baby!" Newt yelled very confused as the nurse worked "I'm pregnant you idiot's!' I yelled "Pregnant? But but how- who- who did this to you! One of the wicked men? Janson? Who did this to you?" He asked getting rather angry "You did you idiot!" I screamed as the pain peaked again "I- I did?" Newt asked "What are you talking about?" Thomas asked "Out the way boys she's about to pop" the nurse said moving them out her way as she worked but I kept hold of newts hand "How did this happen?" Thomas asked "Well you see Thomas, and a newt and a y/n love each other very much and it's a boring night -" Minho smirked "Shut up Minho!" I screamed "Did I really knock you up?" He asked and I nodded "uhh when did that happen?" "How often where you fucking that you don't know?" Thomas asked "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ahhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" I screamed at the top of my lungs "Ahh! Y/n! Your breaking my hand!" Newt complained "And you have a baby" the nurse smiled "it's a girl" she said handing me this tiny little baby wrapped up in blankets and towels her little face screwed up not even opening her eyes to the world I could already tell she had little whisps of blonde and brown hair I was so happy that the pain didn't matter anymore "When was it y/n?" He asks "The compound, when you snuck thought the vents" I giggled "I was going to tell you... But then wicked came" "So... Shes- she's mine?" He asked almost crying "Yeah, your a daddy newt" I smiled "I'm a daddy? That...that's my baby?" He asked and I nodded pulling him to kiss me our kiss full of tears and laughter "As beautiful as this moment was. We uhh need to go you guys" Thomas says "Fine but nothing insane Tommy, no jumping out windows no insane care crashes, a girl who just gave birth, b my fucking daughter so you will be careful!" Newt warned

[the-fiction-witch]

BabySitter

REAL LIFE:  COUPLE: TBS X READER  RATING: SMUT

For as long as I can remember my parents liked to go out. They loved to go out to dinner, out to movies, out dancing and everything in-between however that did mean I have left at home a lot and so I had met my fair share of babysitters. From my dreams to the nightmares, all of which taken into consideration when my parents would hire babysitters for the evening, we had tried a few babysitters but none had ever fit me or my parent's idea right, that was until one night.

I sat on the floor playing with my dolls and bears while some cartoon was playing on the tv, as My dad sorted his jacket and my mother did her makeup in the mirror and the door knocked. My dad went opening the door to a tall skinny boy with a mop of messy blonde hair  he was definitely older than me but not by too much

"Uhhhhh Hi Mr Y/L/n" He blushed

"Ohh you must be Thomas?" my dad smiled letting him in

"Now you be a good girl y/n" my mother told me "I will" I smiled giving them both hugs before they left going off whenever they where going tonight "So? You wanna watch a movie and get pizza?" He offered "Yay!"

After that night Thomas became my regular babysitter, as my parents knew his well and he only lived a few doors down anyway I got pretty use to him being with me every evening and often on weekends while my parents where out even if he was older then me we got along very well, we spend most of our time chatting and watching stuff like Thunderbirds and playing zelda. After a few years he became not only my usual babysitter but my chaperone too whenever I went out or going back and forth to school Thomas would pick me up and drop me off home again always keeping an eye on me. In some ways he almost became like an older brother.

I sat with some popcorn watching an old movie when I heard that stupid noise again as Thomas was sat beside me on his phone "Aren't you watching the movie?" I asked "Hu? Oh yeah course sorry" he laughs putting his phone down even if within seconds it went off again and he grabbed it messaging again "Who you talking to?" I asked leaning over to try and see his phone "None ya business" he shrugs "Come on Thomas I wanna know" I whine "No, mind your own business" he laughs "Tell me" I whine leaning on his shoulder "It's just issy okay" he laughs "Ooohhh" I giggled "Don't ooohh at me" he complained elbowing me a little "else I'll tell your dad you where up past your bedtime" he warns "And I'll tell me dad you let me drink beer" "No I didn't!" "But he'll believe me... So what you talking to her about?" I asked "Fine, I'm kinda trying to convince her to go to a movie with me" "Oooohh you gonna be smooching in the back on the cinema?" "Maybe... What do you care anyway?" "Curious" "Have you kissed anyone?" He asked "Why?" "Curious" he shrugs "No, none of the boys at school like me" "Awww, I'm sure some boy likes you, and when you get as old as me maybe some cute boy will ask you out" he says "Have you kissed someone before?" I asked and he just looked at me "I'm just curious" "A few times" "How much is a few?" "Three or four times" he shrugs "That's alot of girls" "Well... Same girl three times" he laughs "but it's been a while since I kissed anyone" "Did you want to get some practice?" I suggest "What?" He asked in shock "I'm just asking" "Practice... With you?" "If you wanted" "Up to bed little lady," he orders I sighed giving him my popcorn and going up to my room sitting on my bed pouting and he followed me leaning on my door "do I really still need to tuck you in? Aren't you getting a little old for that?" "No, but maybe a kiss goodnight?" I asked "Your not giving up on this are you?" He laughs sitting on my bed with me "Nope" I giggled "Fine" he sighed "you really wanna learn?" "Yes so I'm skilled when a boy asks" I giggled "Alright, just take it slow okay" he suggested and I nodded I was a little lost trying to think back to every romantic movie I had ever watched he looked nervous so I just moved forward gently pressing my lips to his nothing happened for a moment till he began to push back gently moving his soft lips against my own I melted into the kiss gently moving my head a little as our kisses continued for what felt like forever till Thomas pulled back separating our lips completly "Hu.... Ummmm are you sure you've never kissed anyone before?" "Never" I blushed "You don't need practice..."he blushed "Did I do good?" I asked "Very good" he smiled giving my lips a little peck "now, sleep little lady else in telling your daddy about this" he warns "Can I have a goodnight kiss?" "I suppose so" he shrugs kissing me again.

I sat on my bed watching a movie Thomas sat on my bed doing work for his classes "What are you doing?" I asked "Just work" he shrugs "have you done your homework?" "I did" I smiled "Good girl" he smiled giving my head a kiss and returning this work I sat half watching the movie a while before I smiled and carefully moved a little closer to Thomas he didn't seem to notice eyes glued to his work I smiled gently resting my head on his shoulder fairly close to his neck he glanced down at me a second then returning to his work a little smirk on his face "hello little lady" he smirked his arm moving around me "there a reason your snuggling with me?" "Your cosy" I smiled nuzzling close to his neck "kissy?" "Okay" he smirked giving my lips a little kiss more like a peck I whined the second he pulled away, he jokingly rolled his eyes at me putting his work away and kissed me properly his arm tightening around me as we got closer his hand on my waist as we kissed the sound of our lips clacking echoing in my little bedroom till he pulled back wrapping his other arm around me "you wanna...keep going?" He asked and I nodded "okay, we can but you have to promise me something?" "What?" I asked "Not a word about this to your daddy? Okay little lady?" He asks and I nodded "you promise" "I promise" I smiled nuzzling close to him "Good..." He smirked pulling me back to kissing him, the kiss much faster and more passionate than ever before until we heard the door downstairs unlock and we quickly put distance between us as we heard footsteps up the stairs "Hi Hun what are you still doing up?" My dad asks "Just heading to bed daddy" I smiled "Alright, isn't it time you head home Thomas?" "Yeah, I best be off" he blushed giving me a wink as he left.

I stood trying in some little dresses I got while out with my friend Lilly when someone opened my door, I saw it was Thomas and smiled "Hi" "Hi, your parents are gone" he smiled coming over to where I stood in the mirror "aww you look cute" he smiled kissing my cheek "your starting to fill your dresses out nicely" he smiled "Thanks" I laughed "Something up?" He asks "You don't have to be here Thomas I'm old enough to look after myself" I shrug "besides my parents just pay you to be around me anyway" I sighed "Aww y/n, no they don't" he laughs cuddling me and kissing my cheek "your parents stopped paying me to babysit years ago" "Then why do you come over almost every night?" I asked "I like the company, and other reasons" he shrugs kissing down my neck "Like?" "Like getting to cuddle and kiss you little lady" he smiled "Umm I like you visiting too" I smiled giving him a kiss "now out I need to try my other stuff" I laughed "Why? Little lady, I've been babysitting you since you where what? Nine? Don't you think I've seen everything?" "Still" I laughed pushing him away and he laughs sitting on my bed and covering his eyes while I changed into a different dress I got "like it?" I asked and he took his hand away "Whoa..." He smirked "you look beautiful" he smiled hugging me tightly giving my cheek a kiss "one question..  what's going on up here" he asked gesturing to my chest "Oohh I don't really have much structure... I'm still just Inna training bra my mum says there not big enough for a proper bra yet" I explain "Hummm... I'll be the judge of that" he smirked "could I?" He whispered his hand climbing up my waist towards my chest I nodded a little nervous both his hands gently grabbed my breasts thought my dress "fuck..." He groans quietly "Uuuhh!! I'll tell my daddy you said a naughty word" I laughed "Yeah? And I'll tell him his dirty little daughter let me feel her boobs" he smirked unzippiny my dress a little slipping his hands in and feeling me though just the thin cotton of my training bra "He'll believe me" I argue "No he won't... Because I have proof" he smirked "What proff?" I asked and just as I spoke I felt something pressing against my back "what's that poking me?" I complain "You'll find out... When your older" he winked "ummm there getting... So big, I don't think you should be in a training bra anymore, I mean I can see your- umm. How about I take you out Tomorrow and buy you a couple cute bras?" He suggested "Umm? What's the catch?" I asked "what would I have to do in exchange?" "let me feel under the training bra?" He offered "No..." I laughed trying to make him take his hands away "Please... Please! Either let me feel under or I'll take it off" he growled "You can't get it off with my dress on" I laughed "Try me little lady?" He smirked his hand grabbing my fabric at the bottom and tugging it up over my breasts within seconds both his hands where in me his skin firm and smooth and rather warm as he began to grope "UUmmm fuck" he groaned "they feel so good" "Enough" I laughed pushing his hands away and fixing my bra "Hey, how about Tomorrow we got get you some pretty bras and then... Go see a movie?" He offered "Just us?" I asked "Just you and me little lady" he smiled kissing my lips gently "Deal" I smiled.

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NSFW 30 Sam (MLHM / PH)

1. Where did they lose their virginity?

In his bed, while his dad and brother were out

2. Do they have any kinks or fetishes?

Tieing up and ripping clothes

3. What is the weirdest place they've had sex?

Behind trashcans in the Plaza while he's meant to be working

4. What is their favourite position?

He adores missionary

5. Are they dominant, submissive, or switch?

Switch, neither dom or sub all the time

6. Have they had any one night stands?

Never a one night stand ever, he lost it with you and has been with you ever since

7. Would they be more likely to do it in the bed, on the couch, on the floor, or somewhere else?

In bed, showers, but mostly against walls, against counters and on top of anything solid enough to make it work.

8. Have they had sex in a public place?

So often, usually, when he's meant to be working and he runs off somewhere knowone will see you two

9. Have they ever been caught masturbating?

Very often! normally by you or by his family

10. What does their favourite sexy underwear (to wear) look like?

No underwear if he can get away with it

11. How often do they have sex?

as often as he can sneak you over

12. Is there anybody right now they'd like to have sex with?

You of course

13. Do they like giving oral?

Not really he's not too good and he gets very nervous and overthinks things

14. Do they like receiving oral?

He adores it but he doesn't ask for it often so it stays special, plus he'd just rather have sex ayway

15. What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to them during sex?

His brother walking in

16. What is a song they'd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

none

17. What is a song they'd listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Instrumental music

18. Are they into roleplay or dress-up during sex?

Not at all he wants it to just be you, he wouldn't want to you to dress up as someone else

19. Would they prefer sex in the tub or sex in the shower?

Shower! so you can both get grips on the pipes and handles and get going

20. If they could have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?

You of course

21. Have they ever had a threesome? If not, would they?

Not at all he just wants it to be you

22. Do they/would they use sex toys?

Never a toy, they kinda scare him

23. Have they ever given someone a dirty text/letter/picture?

he would really like to and he often sends you little notes though your window or under your pillow when he visits so you find them after he's gone and can read about everything he'll do next he see's you

24. Would they have sex with their best friend?

Not really

25. Is there anything they do after sex? (ex: smoke, eat, drink, cuddle)

he makes sure knowone else is around, puts his jeans back and kisses you like crazy telling you how much he loves you

26. What is something that will never fail to get them horny?

Wearing his shirt!

27. Do they prefer morning sex or night sex?

Night sex, its much more privet

28. What is their favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Boobs!

29. What is their favourite body part on the same sex?

Bludge

30. Do they watch porn/read dirty magazines?

He has a couple of little dirty magazines he's managed to get but mostly some of the more lewd comic books so he can imagine you and him after saving the world as a superhero and having an amazing superhero sex

[the-fiction-witch]

Sand

MOVIE: PINOCCHIO COUPLE: LAMPWICK (TBS) X READER RATING: SWEET

I smiled as the sun gently woke me up, I felt my body wrapped up snuggly in blankets against the warm sand, I was puzzled a moment before remembering where I was, I opened my eyes seeing the wooden overturned boat over me the sunlight flooding in from the sunrise over the ocean the sunlight being distorted slightly by the net hung over the boat. I turned over the light is much brighter this way but I noticed something unusual there weren't any arms around me, that's not normal normally lampwick stays snuggled with me as long as possible normally to grind his morning wood on me and groping my boobs I looked through the net and I saw something on the sand so I pushed the net away and I saw a heart in the sand with

'Good Morning Angel'

I blushed a little it was clearly a note from Lampwick and I giggled getting up fixing my dress a little as  stood up on the sand as I did I saw another heart drawn in the sand a little bit away so I walked along the sand and saw another heart

'Follow me...'

I giggled and followed the trail of little hearts with follow me written in them until I saw another heart

'I love you'

"Awwwww" I giggled until I saw lampwick sat on a large piece of driftwood and he smiled as he saw me I went over sitting on the driftwood with him and he gave me a kiss

"Hello Angel, Here I got you a breakfast croissant" He smiled handing me a little bag

"Aww thank you lampwick, I love you too" I smiled giving his cheek a kiss.