@tcrrifiesall ;; random starters (still accepting) "You are so intelligent. Why do you do such stupid things?"
"INTELLIGENCE AND STUPIDITY ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE." Yes, he knows what that sounds like, but hey, it's true! Gabriel has done a lot of dumb shit over the eons. Mostly because he thought with his fake genitals. Like right now. Dabbing at his bloody nose, Gabriel winces a little at the sharp thrill of pain shooting through his face. "How was I supposed to know that this woman's husband is a British Man of Letters, hu? And has some sorta angel brass knucks in his pockets?" They're the only reason he can't simply heal his busted nose. Whatever fucking sigils were carved into the metal, they did a number on his fake little vessel. "Whatever. Why's Death so nosy about this? Did ya think he'd kill me and you could reap my sexy ass?"













