{ ᵃᵖ } angel no more.

Your friendly favour-giving Devil, here to know your deepest desires. [ both mun & muse 25+ ]

[colinglass]

CIA (Season 1 Episode 5: Deep Cover)

[colinglass]

CIA (Season 1 Episode 5: Deep Cover)

[frommyfeed]

[colinglass]

CIA (Season 1 Episode 9: Blood Money)

[samaelnomcre]

fangsforhire asked: 'Daaaaaaaad. Have you seen my barbie panties?'

DID he just say what he thought he'd said? His eyes quickly glanced over, mouth still very much sipping at his scotch, though the words continued to ring through his mind until he was forced to address them. " I cannot say that I have... no. --- But also... Barbie panties? Really? "

@fangsforhire | random asks | always accepting

[thedevilsmemes]

MARCUS VRCHAT QUOTES ~ A SENTENCE MEME

Feel free to change pronouns to fit! This is a collection of some of my favourite quotes & insults from Marcus the Worm.

"I got this. Be sneaky."

"They won't suspect a thing. Coca-Cola attack!"

"It's a good one."

"I don't like this one."

"Shut your damn mouth, you insufferable, contorted, shriveled testicle having dumb ass tadpole."

"Stupid little Stupid rotound dumb bitch, stupid head got no hair, all round and stupid."

"This guy looks stupid. stupid bitch ass. stupid dumb bitch. stupid fuck. Bald bitch ass."

"I will douse you in gasoline and ignite it into a fiery sacrificial display of immolation for my own satisfaction you stupid idiotically vermin."

"Fuck that guy."

"Stupid poo poo police, you look poo poo, stupid poo poo."

"Fuck you."

"Stupid bitch ass."

"Silence your hole, [name]."

"Me fat. This guy fat."

"Stupid bitch."

"Pissing me off, [name]"

"I got this. Lift me up."

"I tried my best."

"[name], I can't get down."

"I told you it worked."

"The mollusks."

"I trust doctor Benkleton with my life."

"I gotta go cause a violent uprising at the nearest deep sea oil rig."

"[name], help."

"It's not working."

"I got some green stuff on my finger again. I'm a little sad about it."

"Nah."

"[name], I was irritated. Moderately irritated."

"I embody true spider power. [name], I think I'm spider man."

"I need to call the insurance company."

"I don't have insurance."

"I'm about to spooky bop bop bitey bibbity bop bop bow on the ass."

"I hope they have corn chips."

"Where's my kiss?"

"I set my GPS route to the Democratic Republic of the Congo."

"I'm going to go remove South Carolina."

"Don't yell at me... I'm sensitive."

"I can't get down, it's too high."

"Out of the way. I'm going to obliterate your toilet."

"Oh no, oh, we're out of time. Patrick Pinkleton and the Paper Towel Cartel just overthrew the Malaysian Government."

"I wonder if they have hemorrhoid cream around here."

"I accidentally fuelled my Toyota Camry with a one percent low fat milk."

"I've accidentally atomized an Applebee's."

"They did not have fruity pebbles."

"I've discharged my fluid. It's over there. Kind of gooey and sticky, goopy and poopy, and green."

"Lick my finger."

"Apparently, it's not legal to launder seventeen-thousand dollars through a locally owned Greek restaurant."

"You're ruining the vibe."

"They took my twenty-forteen Nissan Pathfinder, and sold it to the Costa Rican Government."

"Do you like the moisturiser I've been using?"

"It's been really hard these days, after losing my Doritos. Sweet, spicy, chilli tortilla chips."

"up up and away!"

"I don't care, [name], this place is evil."

"They don't sell any two-thousand-PSI water corded electric pressure washers."

"Big badinky bones shanked me in the leg at Panera Bread."

"My right leg is experiencing an incomprehensible amount of agony."

"Oh oh, oh baby, oh no."

"Oh no, [name] he is here!"

"I legally can't go back to Michigan."

"Rigatoni pasta. We'll make some together."

"I don't like this rock. [name], it's pissing me off."

"I am mildly irritated, [name]"

"There's been numerous injuries."

"[name], I shit myself."

"This cabinet is incorrect. It's making me mad."

"I'm analysing your likelihood of organ failure."

"I accidentally removed New Zeland."

"I am here to make amends with the cartel. They have taken Jimbo James."

[melpcmene-moved]

STARTER REQUESTED FEATURING ABEL: @samaelnomcre

A blade in hand—a simple defensive reaction likely. This presence was most unholy. " What are you? ... Who are you? "

[samaelnomcre]

Drinking his scotch is paused at the sight of the shepherd with the blade in hand before him, causing a curious quirk of his eyebrow but a slow-forming smirk hidden behind the amber nectar in his hand. " Well, well... Now, I'm all for a bit of knife play, but at least take me to dinner beforehand. " Quip aside, Lucifer took a swig of his scotch and slowly lowered his glass, his eyes following it before they slowly lifted back to Abel's face. " Hello, Abel. "

[samaelnomcre]

" LOOK WHAT I'VE GOOOOT! "

" You want it? --- "

" Can't have it. I'm taking it for safekeeping... we don't want a repeat of six-thousand years ago now... do we? "

[samaelnomcre]

deathlessdamned asked: 'Repeat after me. Plants NEED water not whiskey.'

" On the contrary, Pierce... Sometimes it does them good to get just a little bit drunk. Too much water is not good for them, after all! "

@deathlessdamned | random asks | always accepting.

[samaelnomcre]

Don't mind him, just finding amusement in watching Cain and Abel reacquaint themselves.

[samaelnomcre]

X | ooc. It always amuses me when someone takes my icons and credits me for them, but then blocks me across all my blogs?? Okay then, honey.

[raesource]

headcanon questions

if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the questions are being sent for . feel free to edit these as you see fit .

🌟 What’s something small they did as a child that hinted at who they’d become?

❤️ Who is the one person they’d drop everything for, no questions asked?

💔 What’s the one wound (physical / emotional) they’ll never fully recover from?

🗡️ What’s their “I’ve killed for less” trigger?

☀️ What’s their happiest childhood memory?

🌧️ What kind of weather matches their soul?

🍽️ What meal do they cook when they need to feel like themselves again?

🎶 What song instantly makes them emotional & why?

🌙 Do they sleep peacefully / fight nightmares every night?

🔒 What’s a secret they’ll take to their grave?

🪞 What do they secretly hate about their own appearance?

💪 What random skill are they weirdly proud of?

👶 Baby picture of them - what’s the most embarrassing thing about it?

🏠 Describe their home when no one’s watching—messy, spotless, chaotic cozy?

😭 What always makes them cry, even if they hate admitting it?

😂 What’s the dumbest thing they’ve ever laughed at for way too long?

🧸 Do they still have a childhood comfort object? Where is it now?

✏️ What nickname do they secretly love being called?

⚔️ How do they act when they’re furious but have to stay polite?

🩸 What’s the worst injury they’ve ever had & the story behind it?

🕊️ What would instantly calm them down in a panic attack?

🔥 What’s something they’d burn the world down to protect?

🌹 What scent reminds them of the person they loved/love most?

🪥 What’s their most oddly specific daily routine?

💔 What’s the one apology they’re still waiting for that’ll never come?

🃏 Are they the type to forgive / hold a grudge until the end of the universe?

🌌 What’s their biggest “what if” that keeps them up at night?

🦋 What was their “I’m not a kid anymore” moment?

🎭 Do they wear a mask in public? What’s the real them like underneath?

🧳 If they had to leave home forever with only one bag, what do they pack?

🌑 What’s the darkest thought they’ve ever had about themselves?

☕ What’s their comfort drink?

🖤 What’s a “villain” trait they actually possess?

🤝 Who is the one person they never want to disappoint?

🎁 What gift would utterly destroy them (in a good / bad way)?

🩹 How do they react when someone they love is hurt?

🌅 Are they a sunrise / sunset person - what do they think about while looking at their favorite?

🧣 What texture/clothing item makes them feel safe?

🦉 What piece of advice do they give everyone but never follow themselves?

🔪 What’s the most violent thing they’ve ever done for love / survival?

🦋 What seemingly insignificant memory do they cherish the most?

🌹 What is their love language & how badly do they need it right now?

🪨 What’s the hardest choice they’ve ever made?

🧋 What food/drink do they hate that everyone else loves?

🕰️ If they could relive one day of their life, which would it be?

👑 In their own story, are they the hero / villain / someone else entirely?

🌡️ What temperature do they keep their home at & why?

🧸 What would their younger self think of them now?

💌 What’s the letter / text they’ll never send?

⚰️ What do they want written on their gravestone / what do they want people to remember them for?

[samaelnomcre]

X | ooc. Happy New Year && Happy Birthday, Lucifer!

[samaelnomcre]

tcrrifiesall asked: "Lucifer. I just wanted to say. Your brother is stinky. And stupid."

" My dear, while I am rather reveling in the fact that you believe my siblings can be such... I do have to question which of them you are referring to. " AFTER all, Lucifer knew better than most just what many of his siblings were capable of. Yet, he also knew that some of them had become much like himself over the aeons. He was also deeply aware of the love that some of them held for others, which, once upon a time, their father would have deeply frowned upon. " If it is Akrasiel you are referring to, I'd very much be inclined to question just why? --- Out of us all, he is perhaps the least likely to be either stinky or stupid. "

@tcrrifiesall | random asks | always accepting.

[shadowoftheforce]

Tom Ellis for Numéro Netherlands, August 2025

[shadowoftheforce]

Tom Ellis photographed by Yoshitaka Kono for Square Mile Magazine, August 2025

[samaelnomcre]

tcrrifiesall asked: "Lucifer.." Death smiles as she steps forward.

" DEATH! Darling! --- Where have you been? " It had been quite some time since the Devil had last seen the horseman standing before him. He must admit that their time together had been some of his happier points, so when she seemingly left for a while, it was needless to say that he'd struggled for some time.

Her presence was always welcome with him. She was a small light in the darkness ~ ironic given who she was ~ but she understood him, and he liked to think he understood her in turn. Her advancement towards him was met with a rather tenacious grin, and as she drew closer, he gave out the offering of his hand toward her while his brow quirked in a small greeting. " You look as beautiful as ever. "

@tcrrifiesall | random ask starters | always accepting.