first three in my inbox get kisses ( 1 / 3 )
“Is… is this not how people greet one another in Unova?” The look on his friend’s face was one that had the gym leader’s entire visage on fire. He’d never been to any of the regions on that end of the earth, so when excitedly babbling to his gym trainers about how Keir was supposed to be arriving later on that day, they’d ‘helpfully’ offered him some pointers when it came to potentially impressing him.
Instead, he’d only managed to make a complete fool of himself by kissing both of his cheeks in what was supposed to be a ‘traditional’ greeting in Unova. He was so embarrassed he could die, but he forced a spiteful smile, “I’m going to kill them.”