#teacher shit

[benegesseritofficial]

The kids are calling it "talking to" now. As in

Student: they apologized for calling me a skank so we're back together

Me: idk if you should date someone who's willing to disrespect you like that

S: ew we're not dating

Me, deadpan: don't hook up with someone who calls you a skank

Entire table of students: *scandalized shrieking*

Me, still deadpan: oh boy so what ARE we calling it nowadays?

S: /talking to/ them

Me: so dating.

S: NOOOOO

[smilesstardust]

I was chatting to a kid at work last night and I was just listening to her and fighting back the urge to say “god, you’re going to love AO3 when you find it.”

[hellterskelter]

just a little language arts for all you Poe fans

[grandscreechingdeer]

My unhinged classroom management of the day was telling a kid that his chain wasn't real silver.

[myendlessempathy]

Some of y’all are allowed to have mini fridges and microwave sub your classrooms and it shows

[leathercouchcushion]

13 hour work days as a teacher SUCKS

wtf do you mean I show up at 7:30 and leave at 8:30??

[leathercouchcushion]

oh my god I just wound up little balls of yarn for 5 hours and I have a meeting in 3 hours what the fuck was I thinking???

[leathercouchcushion]

Who wants to decorate/organize my classroom for me?