#teacherspeak

[optimistic-baddie]

Online School P.E. Teacher commentary.

My online school P.E. Teacher just said "Only boring people get bored." And I can't stop laughing.

Whenever he asks a student a question or something he says "Now I'm going to pick on" and I love it.

I'll probably reblog my post with more he says.

[professorspeak]

‘Cause without the Timpani, Hollywood would just be, like, a place!

Professor B, in band class, on the importance of certain instruments to movie scores.

[miss-iamnotmarried-lim-blog]

(teaching the p4s about collages..) A: but i dont like tearing paper Miss Lim: why! i find it therapeutic. TEAR-apeutic get it get it? (giggles to self while the class stares blankly at me sigh)

[professorspeak]

When in doubt, be boring.

Professor F, Digital Diplomacy, on dealing with hard interview questions

[professorspeak]

My great grand-father was the first one to fly a plane down the nile...He crashed 22 times and got eaten by hippos.

Professor F, Digital Diplomacy

[professorspeak]

I think 'British-English' is a nice way of saying elitist

Professor D, Lighting Design, on recieved pronunciation

[professorspeak]

Well hello!  Happy class before election day!

Professor Y, Script Analysis

[professorspeak]

Class: What are you here as for halloween? Professor: *looks down at herself. looks back up* Professor: A nasty woman, I guess

Professor Y, Script Analysis