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happy 

FREEDOM

my fellow americans

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funny in the house

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hey guys im not dead yet

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                   “Human beings in a ☭ 𝕞͘͟͏̶̛ ̵̡͢͞͝𝕠̷͞ ́҉̷͡͞𝕓̴̡͟͡ ☭                         What’s a mob to a ♛ 𝓚 𝓘 𝓝 𝓖 ♛ ?                               What’s a king to a ♰ 𝖌 𝖔 𝖉 ♰ ?                                     What’s a god to a ✖ u o u - q ǝ l ᴉ ǝ ʌ ǝ ɹ ✖ ?                                           Who don’t believe in ❖ 𝒶 𝓃 𝓎 𝓉 𝒽 𝒾 𝓃 𝑔 ❖ ?”

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I died seconds before the masquerade so I’m just chillin in the afterlife

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its yo pwesident

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Which president would eat pineapple pizza

Yes: Blue

No: Red, Pink, Shirtless, Orange

Indifferent: Dead, Grey (only eats it for the memes), Teal

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