who steals french fries off the other’s plate
They both do. Benji steals Yi’s because he thought he wasn’t gonna eat them. Yi steals them to be a dick.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
Neither of them. They actually probably make those stupid ‘ew gross’ faces.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
Yi has to pay bail for Benji. He probably Batman’d a little too hard again.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues
nEITHER OF THEM OH MY GOD
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
Yi........Though I wouldn’t put it past Benji to put him through a portal instead.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
They fight for it. Duh. :y
who starts and who wins the pillow fights
Benji starts it, Melody wins, and the both of them are out cold on the floor because Melody heavy mode’d her pillow because you do not wake up a sleeping dragon.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush
Benji. And he has. Probably. Ask Sabine.