#team e

[murderparties]

CLUEDO GEANT

Une enquête policière au XVIII° siècle. Une activité de team building en séminaire pour créer des liens et renforcer la cohésion d'équipe.

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Laughing again at balloon smp -- specifically the contrast between SophieBaybey's perspective and Robby's -- after The Pop.

Sophie: We fucked up. I never wanted this. Claire's undead, Serpy's gone, Rusty is a broken shell of grief, Holly is in the white hot abyss of righteous anger and has decided to love me anyway. The whole server wants Gibson dead, and I don't blame them, and I've gotta work as hard as I can to show everyone that hope is not lost. 🪷☢️🪽 Oh, we should sue Bear Springs probably. 😒 Milk Ape's got it handled? 👍 Cool. Time to collect 3,692,471 stacks of ancient debris :)

Robby: What the fuck. No, I mean, what. the. entire. fuck. Sophie's sorry? Cry Me a River, Oppenheimer, if you set foot in my town I'll make you pay. Hey, everybody else - all my suspicion is water under the bridge, and Bear Springs is for everyone. Oh, not you. Not you, either. Also not you. FREE PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY ELSE (but later). What's wrong with Kuu? Fuck if I know. Bee's alive? I'll believe it when I see it. SISTER NORA'S A BADDIE? I'm making s'mores!! Char WHAT are you DOING what the FUCK get out of my TOWN wait come back we're a team how dare you - I mean I miss you - why is there a lawsuit on my nightstand? [Nuclear Auspex demands popsicles] I'm gonna cry. hang on BEE IS HATSUNE MIKU NOW AND SHE'S A HELLUVA LAWYER LET'S GO

Claire: Oh hey hi I haven't seen you two all smp, how goes it

Bee: Claire, perhaps you have been COERCED INTO LAW PEOCEEDINGS? FASCINATING 🤔

Claire: Oh yeah, the lawsuit. Uhhhh I don't have an opinion, really? Smiles. Sorry Bee, could you slow down? rp card down, I'm really high

Bee: [ooc] lmao rad. [ic] UNSAFE WORKING CONDITIONS ALL OVER THIS BASE LOOK AT THIS HOLE IN THE FLOOR MY BACK IS FUCKED FOREVER

Robby: 😎🤙🛹

Jerry fuckin' Mouse: 📬🍬🙏🧭🍨🪂💀🖕🤣

Milk Ape: 👔💼📄📃🗒️📷

Sophie: *looks up from putting a basement under team E's fan art bat cave* did anybody else hear a faint wail of rage just now, or -

[reefsharkivist]

i really liked serpy’s stream tonight

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Tonight's brand new sentence is "I almost starved to death, but Poop Ghost was at the Caldera and she gave me a tortilla chip."

That statement is so bizarre it feels like a cognitohazard.

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I made a handful of spoilery badges for @sophiebaybey - they aren't as specific as I would like, but she's earned them. I'm not caught up yet but these will hold me over until I can get caught up and froth incoherently about current events.

(edit: it's been almost two years but i only Just realized I misspelled Sophie's username -- sorry for the absurdly belated tag!)

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oh i just got to the bit of Sophiebabey's balloon smp day 7 stream where she's been trying to chase down the purple diamond, and she hears The Voice. That made me perk up (ooh plot!), but then when she gets back to base and tells Bailey, and they DON'T REACT AT ALL? and Claire reads the clipboard and just GIGGLES? Every hair on my body stood up.

fuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeee. Horrifying.

Claire: No, that was just a scared laugh. It's like, a fear response. sorry, I'm just looking at Jerma ass right now.

Sophie: You guys know me. Like, if I were acting out of character you would know. You'd see it.

Bailey: *clipped but cheerful* Sure. *beat* So Claire, I was thinking I'd make a ....

No gravitas, no offers to figure out a solution, just an immediate change of subject. Bailey usually tells Sophie their plans. Claire's usually off fishing or doing her own stuff. and now Claire's in the base all the time, shadowing Bailey. Like they don't want to be separated when Sophie is around. I just. Whaaaaaat.

Now she's outside the base running around in the rain alone, and there's still an entire hour left in the vod. I'm losing my entire mind.

I need to Yell With Someone about this, but I also don't want spoilers, and it's just *climbs the wall and gnaws on the ceiling*

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Trying to get caught up on Balloon smp, at least from @sophie-baybey 's POV. Just finished day six, aka Lore Drop, Arguing, and Getting Lost.

I take three things away from day six:

- Gandalf and Gibson give off equally strange, but perfectly opposite, energy. I don't trust either of them.

- Robbie has been playing a different game than everybody else, and if Sophie accidentally giving him the wrong directions doesn't kill him, his inability to hold still and digest what's happening to him certainly will. Poor guy spawned in Antarctica?? He's my next stop after I get caught up with Sophie. (I've started day seven as I'm writing this, and it's confirmed that the poor bastard was very very lost while Sophie and Bailey were trying to get back to base.)

- Sophie has cursed herself way too many times already to not suffer absolutely buck wild consequences as time goes on. First eating pomegranate seeds while lost in the nether (Ok Persephone go off??) then joking about her own hubris and dying??? And when Bailey and company resurrect her (shortest wither fight in historyyy) she immediately runs off into the wilderness, runs into the fuckin' deku tree, wanders in a circle, and gets so annoyed that she kills the poor thing? Why do I feel like she's going to regret that? Not to mention the ennyts and the globber, none of which attacked anybody. what if they were friendly?

I've never been so invested in a damn smp. I've already been spoiled for something that happened a couple days ago, but it's so far ahead of where I am that I have no idea what it means.