the beastly biter

evil alex, they/it, tme, 25. creature and beast enjoyer. i draw frequently and post occasionally. also on instagram @reefsharkivist 

[reefsharkivist]

i should probably make a pinned post huh.

hi! i’m evil alex (i also respond to any variation of reefsharkivist) and basically i'm some sort of creature. i like various things and i have a collection of tags, including:

#reefsharkivist art (my art tag)

#reefsharkivist ocs (my ocs)

#reef sharkivist (my fursona)

#creatures and beasts (my tag for animals)

#it is in iambic pentameter ✅ (my tag for when something is in iambic pentameter) i also take commissions, which you can find here: https://ko-fi.com/reefsharkivist/commissions

commissions are currently open! thanks for reading! here's a drawing of my fursona getting carried off by ants

[sludgenaut]

the boys are not vibing with my attitude in the workout chat

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[dourbeast]

let's be gay dogs together in the barkrooms

[monniponi]

Hello June 🐕🦴🌊

[wizardshark]

Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

[things-that-are-not-true]

don't go into marine biology my dad was a marine biologist and he got eaten by an imitation crab

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[thoodleoo]

feeling down? having a bit of a bad day? need something to cheer you up? then may i present to you:

1st century AD pig shaped bronze and lead weight on a rectangular base

[thoodleoo]

do you perhaps have some personal experience with this

[bbyhog]

if someone handed me a beautiful flower i would pupate and transform into a grateful butterfly

[anxeious]

[dragongirlsweetie]

the world is MY oyster. nobody else's.

[jame7t]

I can roll up into a little ball and basically im protected from many/most bites or stings.

[dogposts]

A much-needed break from watching ducks (via)

[adastrabbit]

[adastrabbit]

nomencritters portraits

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out