blupjeans #30? owo
30. “i can’t talk to cute people, okay? i don’t know how to flirt!”
this isn’t exactly blupjeans in the traditional sense but. i like it!
prompt list here! still taking requests ;o
“I can’t talk to cute people, okay? I don’t know how to flirt!”
Taako rolls his eyes, barely pausing in his dicing of these tomatoes. Behind him, Barry paces back and forth. He says, “She makes my brain… turn to mush or something!”
“Just calm down and tell her, my man,” Taako says, picking up the cutting board and using the knife to slide the tomatoes into the tall pot on the stove. This plane has a dish that’s a combination of salad and soup and it’s… not as bad as it sounds. He got the recipe from a rather renowned chef, and he intends to beat this fool at his own game.
But it’s hard to do that when one of his closest friends is ranting about his sister. Barry says, “How do I do that? Honestly, she deserves so much better than me.”
Taako whips around in the fastest 180 he’s ever done, taking Barry by surprise. Good. He leans into the island and points a finger at Barry. “Shut the fuck up.”
“Huh?”
“You aren’t ‘not good enough’ for my sister.” Taako jerks a thumb at himself. “I decide who’s good enough for her and you are one of the very few people who are on that ‘Taako Approval List’. And on top of all of that, she will let you know who’s good enough for her. She’s already let me know.”
With that, he stands back up and goes back to his salad-soup. Next is… making the broth. Okay, that needs…
“What do you mean by that? Does she like someone and only told you?”
Taako rolls his eyes again; if these two keep dancing around each other like a frustrating musical, he’s gonna pull a muscle in his eye. Are there muscles in the eye? Whatever.
“Yes, idiot.”
“Who is it?”
“You, idiot.”
There’s a pause… then…
“Ha ha, very funny, Taako.”
Taako nearly face plants into the sink. These two are going to kill him more than the apocalypse already has.
