#team thunderstruck

[buckykingofmemes]

do you think i could get thor to give me some cool braids

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get off anon and fight me like a man (but not like thor because then i would lose)

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little known fact: any dog  can lift mjolnir

[buckykingofmemes]

So what are the most absurd stories you've told people about how you lost your arm?

i tell people all sorts of stuff, and you would not believe what people will fall for. i’ve found it’s best to give as little explanation as possible.  so in no particular order, here’s a few:

i used to juggle chainsaws 

i got hungry

i’m missing WHAT

i tried to high-five a moving bus

i’m an incredibly absent-minded person, i guess i just forgot it

that’s what you get for standing too close to the bread-slicing machine

i did the hokey-pokey too hard

i arm wrestled thor and lost

you would not believe how aggressive a hungry guinea pig can be

i made a deal with Tony Stark for coffee, and he does not take coffee deals lightly

so basically, i just say whatever pops into my head first.

[buckykingofmemes]

i bought thor a pair of ‘bunny’ slippers. they’re raccoons

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we didnt plan on having a hotdog eating contest--thats just kinda what happens when thor, steve and clint eat together

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thor takes getting static shocked as a complement

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thor brought back a keg of mead & darcy convinced him to do an asguardian Drunk History youtube segment called “Hammered Time”