#team naptime

[buckykingofmemes]

can clint and sam eat turkey or is that cannibalism?

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if clint sings "F-reeeze a jolly good fellow," again, i'm locking him in the walk-in freezer

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clint just ran up chanting ‘FALL! FALL!’ and it turns out he wasnt mocking my trauma, he’s just excited about autumn

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just because its called a ‘sniper’s nest’ doesnt mean clint’s invited

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every single time i’ve ever heard clint say ‘hey, what’s this button do?’ theres been an explosion immediately after

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we didnt plan on having a hotdog eating contest--thats just kinda what happens when thor, steve and clint eat together

[buckykingofmemes]

Hey Bucky what do the avengers wear for pajamas? Anyone sleep buck naked?

well, at least one avenger occasionally sleeps starkers. three guesses who.

…you were wrong, it’s not tony. it’s Thor.

but actually, based on what everybody was wearing during that surprise attack last week, nah, there’s not actually many nude sleepers in the tower, or at least not anymore. probably because we get woken up by evil robots or flying monkeys on a pretty regular basis.

tony’s a t-shirt and sweatpants guy, usually with a nerdy pun. he also has a ‘secret’ collection of avengers flannel pants that he likes to pretend were a gag gift that he hates. he’s not fooling anybody–we all know he bought them himself and loves them. he had spidey pjs before they even hit the stores.

bruce has some really nice bright silk sleep pants from kolkata that he likes–they have a super wide drawstring waistband that will literally fit the hulk.

steve sleeps in boxers and one of his super-tight tees, and i don’t have any idea how that can possibly be comfortable. sam’s the same, unsurprisingly.

clint has dozens of pairs of fuzzy pj pants–he’s been griping about his hello kitty ones going missing. but for some reason he rarely actually sleeps in them. he just lounges around in pjs and then actually sleeps in shorts and ancient tees. nat tends to sleep in shorts and tank tops, but she also slinks around in silk bathrobes sometimes.

i’ve got a couple pairs of comfy black sweatpants i like, and a pair of captain america pj pants i will deny owning until my dying breath. but no, i don’t sleep naked, otherwise i’d have nowhere to stash my sleepy-time knives.

i don’t like being unarmed.

[buckykingofmemes]

not sure how i feel about using ‘bird-brained’ as an insult. lots of birds are very intelligent! on the other hand, sam and clint are idiots.