#teambitterstarter

[sweetlyjulianne]

I used to be a competetive eater, the idea of an easter bunny terrifies me and I love mixing my light and dark drinks. One of these are a lie, which one do you think it is -- we’re playing a game and you can’t see your way out because all the baking is done and the pair of us must stick together. 

[florencelocks]

"Truly, the new Tory Burch ballet flats are what everyone is talking about, but come on. I have three pairs and I can assure you they’re not as dazzling as they appear. I am much more stoked about this Ellie Saab summer line. "

[graysonsteelex-blog]

“we’ve got a special today, you get a handsome, blue-eyed, mechanic  at your disposal for a tune up and anything else you want -- I don’t know about you, but I really think that is a good deal.” 

[elijahaddison]

I think there is a tear in this jacket… my change keeps falling out, and it’s getting harder and harder to fill this coffee addiction before I head over to the shop. I need my coffee before, the book store may seem like a dreary place that’s all dusty and smells like mould, but you should meet the owner — they talk slower than that guy from One Dalmatian…

[nathanxking]

Do you ever wonder what would happen if water was not usable anymore? Thinking about it from an ecological point of view, we are well on our way to finish our water sources. What then? What would we even drink on a daily basis to maintain the healthiest we can be? Would we even survive? If we can find an alternative, I hope it would be something enjoyable like orange juice.

[scarlettambrose]

“Like this” The blonde tipped her head back quickly, letting the honey liquid burn it’s way down her throat, fourth in a row. She made it seem so effortless -- that was till it hit her later on, cringing her face quickly, she shook her head at her company. “Don’t be a fucking pussy and keep up -- or I’ll do yours too.”

[landonmarsx]

Oh, hey! So... uh... I'm back.

[ohcailinxo]

Oh wow! Are these double chocolate chi--- oh! Just regular chocolate chip. They look-- delicious. How sweet of you...