Crunny’s rap
Yo, bros Listen to this Have you ever tasted Crunburger bliss? Do you know what it’s like To take a big bite Of a food you want to kiss?
Well if you did, You know the sensation The beautiful feel of this meaty creation It’s almost as if it’s a violation To the laws of food and life.
Team Crunny! Go, go! Ketchup and salt and ground beef Team Crunny! Go, go! Bite it and feel the relief
We make thousands of dollars every single day People love our food and they constantly say: “Crunny, what’s your secret? I’d gladly pay 200 dollars just to get my way And eat more Crunburgers!”
Team Crunny! Go, go! Ketchup and salt and ground beef Team Crunny! Go, go! Bite it and feel the relief Team Crunny! Go, go! The magical taste of some fries Team Crunny! Go, go! Too good for human eyes Team Crunny! Crunny! CRUNNY!