Apr 5, 2013
Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch #Strugglesex
1. Lick a cactus.
2. Stick my head in a toilet bowl.
3. Light myself on fire.
4. Stab my eyeballs out with a fork.
5. Carve out my liver and eat it for breakfast.
6. Never watch television again.
7. Become a nun.
8. Jump out of a spaceship.
9. Marry a killer whale.
10. Slam my head through a glass window.
11. Give away my first child.
12. Shoot myself in the heart.