could we get Married Gallavich and virginity kink - Ian wants Mickey to pretend to be a virgin
Bless you Gallavich anon! I do love me some virginity kink and I am delighted to bring it to you, as well. Here's a little snippet for you, with a link to the fic on AO3 below:
“Tell me again how it works?” he asked, sounding as close to shy as a Milkovich could get—which was to say, it came across more as a plaintive demand than a question. Ian, who had already catered to the vast majority of Mickey’s whims well before they made their commitment official in front of God, the world, and a roomful of old Polish homophobes, was only too happy to oblige.
He rested his chin against the lower rungs of Mickey’s ribs and said, “Well, first, I’m gonna suck you off a little.”
Mickey hummed, pleased and arched a playful eyebrow.
“Sounds pretty good so far.”
“Just a little,” Ian warned. He pressed a trail of kisses down the plane of Mickey’s belly, stopping just shy of his navel. “Just enough to help you relax.” He scraped his teeth against Mickey’s hip and sucked hard at the same spot while the muscles in Mickey’s abdomen clenched and quivered. “Can’t do too much, or you’ll come.”
“Thought that was the whole point,” Mickey said, breathless, and tugged at Ian’s hair.
“Eventually,” Ian allowed, shifting even lower and letting his mouth drag in hot, wet smears over Mickey’s skin as he went. “But I don’t want you to come in my mouth. I want you to come on my dick.” He squeezed Mickey’s ass again, for emphasis, and savored the way Mickey’s breath hitched and caught in his throat.
I was tagged by the lovely @ianandmickeygallavich1
(Throwing a read more in here because this bitch got LONG!)
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
I have 136 works across 45 fandoms, just to give you an idea of what a shameless fandom hopping multishipper I actually am.
2. What’s your total AO3 word count?
My total WC is 676,938.
3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
By a Thread, By a String, By a Rope
The Magnificent Seven (2016), WIP, Kudos: 987
Matinee
Suits, 5125 words, Kudos: 947
Careful Application of External Pressure
Grimm, WIP, Kudos: 876
This Night Ain’t for the Holy Man
The Magnificent Seven (2016), 5578 words, Kudos: 875
Catch It Like a Butterfly
Leverage, 1497 words, Kudos: 658
4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I try really hard to respond to every comment, but sometimes they pile up and the anxiety of seeing the number gets to me and I just mark them all read and start over with a clean slate. So, apologies if I skipped you. I promise it was nothing personal, just me trying to practice some fumbling self-care.
5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?
Probably Curtain Call, which is a Roy Harper-centric DCU fic exploring his feelings in the aftermath of the 2015 Red Hood/Arsenal run.
6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?
Pretty much all my fic have happy endings, so I’m not sure which one is the happiest. I feel like that’s a subjective question, haha.
7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?
I do write crossovers! I love crossovers and crack fic premises and wild “okay but just go with me here” scenarios, haha. They’re the most fun to figure out, imo. The craziest one I’ve ever written is probably the Shameless-meets-Ducktales crossover I did for Tumblr Jukebox a little while back, though the one I picked up as a pinch hit for the Crossworks Fandom Exchange just last month, crossing over Brooklyn Nine-Nine with Dragon Age: Inquisition is definitely a contender for that spot.
8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?
I received a couple of snide comments on a Matt/Foggy Daredevil fic I did under a different name back when I was in college, but that’s about it.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
I do! I don’t think I’m particularly bad at it, though I do find it very difficult. I’m not sure what the “what kind” question is asking, exactly, but I actually do a smut writing challenge called Monday, Slutty Monday that includes a list of kinks I’m willing to write. You can give it a gander here, if you’re curious.
10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
No, though I have had someone ask if they could use the concept of the lover’s noose from By a Thread, By a String, By a Rope for their original works. I said no, largely because it’s a concept I intend to use in my own original works, though I welcome transformative, not-for-profit works to remix or reimagine or play in any of my sandboxes.
11. Have you ever had a fic translated?
I have! I was lucky enough to have Doomed to Play, a Magnificent Seven werewolf/vampire AU, translated into Russian several years back!
12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I have not! I am extremely interested, though, as I’m a huge fan of old-school, forum-style roleplaying and I really, really love collaborating on projects, so if you’re interested, please feel free to reach out to me and ask! I can’t promise anything, because I’m lucky enough to live a very full and busy life, but who knows!
13. What’s your all-time favorite ship?
I am not really sure that I have an all-time favorite ship. I have a few oldies but goodies that I revisit pretty regularly, including Harry/Draco, which was baby’s first ship, and Fraser/Kowalski of Due South fame, but I don’t think I’ve ever had a true OTP.
14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?
God, so many of them, haha. I’m terrible about finishing WIPs because I have a very short attention span, but I’m not fully willing to write any of them off because I do periodically poke at the GDocs for a lot of them, even if they haven’t been updated in years. The only one I truly don’t foresee finishing is So Let Us Not Be Lonesome, which is a Magnificent Seven ghost/medium AU, and the only reason I don’t foresee finishing it is because I hope to one day revisit it as an original work.
15. What are your writing strengths?
I’m pretty routinely cheered in comments for writing true-to-character dialogue, really lush sensory descriptions, and tempting food descriptions, so I’ll go with those.
16. What are your writing weaknesses?
I tend to overwrite and I really fucking love adverbs, haha. I was a big reader of doorstopper fantasy in my youth, which tend to be really, really purple in their prose, so I lean in that direction. I have a lot of betas whose opinions I trust tell me I go too purple quite often, but I love my descriptive language so I’m not sure it’s a weakness I’ll ever overcome. Let’s call it a stylistic choice, for now, haha.
17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?
I do it all the time, and I really enjoy it in other folks’ fic, so long as the dialogue is something that a non-speaker can still understand from context. I think I probably wasn’t great with that when I first started writing Spanish-speaking characters into my fic, but I like to think I’ve gotten a better handle on it since then.
18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?
I think it was honestly Ronin Warriors, an anime that used be on Cartoon Network’s Toonami block way back in the day. I had a lengthy and involved Mary Sue self-insert fic that got be like, a few hundred pages long, though it never saw the light of day.
19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?
The two currently at the top of my list are Ted Lasso and 9-1-1, though I can hardly watch a piece of media these days without seeing something in it I want to explore that the creators didn’t have the time or inclination to explore, or that didn’t fit their narrative.
20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?
Oh, this is so hard! I honestly don’t know. I don’t tend to go back and re-read my own fic too terribly often, so I’m really not sure, but I will say that one of the ones I think is underrated is The Lady and the Knife, which is a Luther/BBC Sherlock fic that came about because I got tired of Sherlock stans claiming his behavior should be forgiven because he was a high-functioning sociopath and thought it would be fun to see what happened if he ever crossed paths with someone who was actually a high-functioning sociopath and not just a dick. (Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed the early BBC Sherlock and some of the fic is chefkissingfingers.gif, I just really hate it when people require their characters to be morally upright at all times. Let them be villains! Let them be dicks! Don’t apologize for finding that interesting!)
I am tagging @thesummoningdark, @blahblahblahclintnickiscanon, @townhulls, @ksansart @rubinecorvus @persipneiwrites @irolltwenties and anyone else who feels like participating! I have a lot of mutuals who write fic and I’m really bad at remembering everyone’s various handles, so please, if you want to participate but I didn’t tag you, go ahead and do it and @ my ass anyway!
Rules: We’re snooping in your playlist! Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then choose 10 people.
(I used my “Blackout Singalongs” playlist I keep on Spotify for this. It’s an ever-growing compilation of every song I would get blackout drunk and sing along to, and currently has a little over 500 tracks saved to it.)
“Curious” - by Hayley Kiyoko
“I Want to Know Your Plans” - by Say Anything
“Genghis Khan” - by Miike Snow (which has one of the best music videos of all time)
“Wanna Be On Your Mind” - by Valerie June
“Glory Days” - by Sweater Beats (feat. Hayley Kiyoko)
“Hall of Mirrors” - by The Distillers
“Ain’t No Sunshine” - by Bill Withers (one of my go-to karaoke tracks off one of the best albums ever)
“Astronaut” - by Amanda Palmer
“Tell ‘Em” - by Sleigh Bells
“Lousy Reputation” - by We Are Scientists (one of my top Steve Harrington/Billy Hargrove ship tracks)
And I will tag @blahblahblahclintnickiscanon @onexfeatherxleft @spurgeon @irolltwenties @impalachick , if they would like to, and anyone else who’s interested!
It’s time for another Tumblr Jukebox fill, kids! And boy, oh boy, this one is STEAMY. My darlingest queerapostate requested some Silas/Payne from the phenomenal 2015 western Slow West and naturally we got to talking about how much hatesex they probably have, and then I randomly shuffled to The Sounds’ fantastic jam “Painted by Numbers,” and here we are!
There’s a little snippet to whet your appetite and a link to the full fic below.
“Who knows,” Payne shrugged, ducking his head to watch the motion of Silas’s cock in his fist once more. “Maybe he’ll surprise you. Got to be a part of him wondering what it feels like to get his hands dirty, starched stiff as he is.” He punctuated this statement with a twist of his wrist that pulled a sizzling bolt of heat through Silas’s belly.
Silas groaned and Payne tipped a smile at him, close-mouthed and smug.
“And I’m sure you’ll be all too happy to show him, when he asks, won’t you, darlin’?” Payne nudged their noses together, eyes sparkling. “You always did like it when they asked. Fancy yourself a real helpful sort.” He pulled his hand up just long enough to make a show of licking across his palm, and then wrapped it around Silas’s cock again. “Helped me out plenty, ‘fore you skipped on in search of greener pastures.”
When Silas could breathe again, he said, soft and shivery, “Don’t recall you ever asking.”
“No,” Payne agreed with a self-satisfied chuckle, “I much prefer to make demands.”
Hi hon! Thank you for the ask! I’m afraid this is going to be mightily disappointing, as I have spent 0 time thinking about Grant at all, but here we go! Lol~
Favorite thing about them: Seems competent?
Least favorite thing about them: Looks very much like at least 6 other minor characters in BoB so I never know where he is or what he’s doing.
Favorite line: I honestly couldn’t tell you a single line that Chuck Grant says off the top of my head. I know he speaks, at the very least to pull over that drunk soldier toward the end of the series but none of it has stuck with me.
brOTP: Based on context clues from memes I’ve seen floating around I’m going to say Shifty?
OTP: Again, based on the Tumblr vibe it seems like Speirs is the most popular guy to ship him with. I don’t know if it counts as an answer if I don’t personally ship it, but I’m standing by it anyway!
nOTP: Forgot this one the first go around! I think Grant/everyone is my nOTP on the technicality that I don’t ship him with anyone? Which sounds bad, but it’s not that it squicks me to see him shipped, I just haven’t fallen down that particular rabbit hole with Grant.
Random headcanon: I’m afraid I don’t really have any headcanons for Grant.
Unpopular opinion: I think it’s pretty clear from this whole situation that my unpopular opinion is that Grant wasn’t interesting enough to catch my attention, lol.
Song I associate with them: Again, I’m going to fail you on this one, lol. I have absolutely no idea what song I would associate with Grant that wouldn’t just be a (probably tasteless) joke that I came up with on the fly out of panic.
Favorite picture of them: I’m going to tap out of this answer too as 1) I don’t have a favorite picture of Grant and b) I’m on mobile.
Welp! That was a pretty pitiful showing on my part, lol, but thank you again for asking, friend!
I have to go lie down now and stew in the shame I have heaped upon my BoB fan credibility. 🙈
If anyone else would like to play, I’m taking requests whenever!
I'm gonna try asking for the kiss meme!! Okay so a 29 for Brad/Ray? And a 10 or a 13 Peacock/Shames!!! :DDD
Hi honey! I tried to get Brad/Ray going for you and couldn’t make it happen, so I hope you’ll accept a Peacock/Shames featuring both 10 AND 13, instead. <3 If anyone else would like to participate, here’s the list for the kiss meme, complete with link to my active fandoms at the bottom so you’ll have an idea of what I’m likeliest to write.
Fill behind a read more to keep everyone’s dash tidy!
“I didn’t think you were coming,” Tommy said, ushering Ed into the hallway off auditorium with a hand on the small of his back. Applause ruptured the polite stillness behind them as a student named Robinson was called to make his way across the stage. Tommy paid the cacophony no mind, darting a glance one way and the other to make sure the hall was clear before guiding Ed toward the restroom, pressed in close against his back.
“Yeah, that’s how surprises work,” Ed agreed, grinning at every fluttering pass of Tommy’s fingers as they nudged his arms, his shoulders, his hips, like Tommy couldn’t be sure which part of Ed he wanted to touch first. Ed spun around as soon as the door had swung shut behind them, hands held up as if he were begging mercy in the face of Tommy’s hot blue glower.
“I didn’t get you a ticket,” Tommy accused, curling his fingers possessively over the lapel of Ed’s suit jacket. It was a little battered, bought second-hand, but it was clean and it fit and that was the best Ed was going to do on a serviceman’s budget. Tommy didn’t seem to mind, anyway. “How’d you get in?”
“Your ma likes me,” Ed shrugged, and slipped his hands over Tommy’s narrow hips, bunching the fabric of the robe he was wearing over his—much finer—suit. “She scared up a spare from one of your professors.” He pushed Tommy backwards until he was leaning up against the door—half because he liked the way Tommy’s face flushed pink when Ed pinned him in place with a little carefully applied bodyweight, and half so they would have advance notice if anyone else tried to come in—and ducked his head to taste that soft, sweet scowl.
Tommy made a small, choked noise low in his throat and melted into Ed’s kiss. It was chaste and close-mouthed, the two of them content to linger in each other’s space, breathing the same air, for as long as they could manage. Tommy’s hands were shaking when he brought them up to Ed’s face, brushing his thumbs over Ed’s cheekbones and then pushing his fingers back through Ed’s hair, interlacing them at the back of his neck.
“I can’t believe you’re here,” he sighed, and closed his eyes for a second like he was in pain.
Ed huffed a laugh, nudging his nose against Tommy’s cheek. “What?” he rumbled. “You think I’d miss this? My best guy, becoming a hot-shot lawyer?”
“You didn’t have to come,” Tommy insisted. His eyes were wide under his furrowed brow, so dark with awe and something like worry that Ed ran the very real risk of drowning in their bottomless depths. “It’s a long way just to watch someone hand me a piece of paper.”
Ed sucked his teeth and nudged his temple against Tommy’s own, disagreeing, “Wasn’t that far.”
Tommy shook his head, biting his lip against a laugh. He settled again and looked up at Ed through his eyelashes. “Virginia’s on the other side of the damn country.”
“That’s nothin’,” Ed scoffed. “Had to cross a goddamn ocean just to meet you, didn’t I? What’s a few days on a train.”
Tommy laughed, low and sweet, and brushed his mouth over the hinge of Ed’s jaw, his cheek, his chin, leaving a trail of feather-light kisses every place he touched. Tiny, tempting shadows of the real thing.
Ed dug his fingers into Tommy’s hips, just a little, and marveled at the way Tommy’s breath caught and held, the sapphire flash of his eyes. “How long we got ‘til they start to miss us, d’you figure?”
“Long enough,” Tommy said, and leaned in to kiss him again, for real.
Rules: Describe each one of your WIPS using only 5 emoji’s, no words. Then tag some friends to do the same!
Thank you so much to @persipneiwrites and @makesiteasier for tagging me!
I have two major ones in the works, though the Rare Pair Exchange is probably going to eat my time up for the next month and a half starting this weekend but UNTIL THEN!
An untitled Winnix:
🧛🏻♂️😱🩹🤷🏻♂️😘
And an untitled Sledgefu:
🙎💄🙈🥰💃
This was very fun! If y’all are up for it, I’ll tag @thesummoningdark, @rhys1812, @blahblahblahclintnickiscanon, @slightlytookish, and anyone else who wants to jump on the train!
rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
Because I have roughly a million WIPs on the go at any given time, I'm just going to do my five most recent. I welcome questions about any title that strikes your fancy!
