continuing our tradition of posting something on 4/13 that is only tangentially related to homestuck, @techhv0mits and i made a (ridiculous) family tree of our human!fantrolls and ALL THEIR FUCKING BABIES (the four kids up top aren’t the result of romantic relationships, just friends having maybe too much fun but they are still very loved) they’re grouped by who they actually consider family
the ages between them are.......wildly ambiguous bc time is fake but here they are in order from oldest to youngest and a brief idea of what kind of little monster they are
Kraken - he has now tasted his own human flesh
Danger - i bet you didn’t know that i was Danger(ous)
Kelpie - little mermaid but its about a mean wet horse
Rotten - xXx_ANTICHRIST_xXx
Sonata - its football marching band season
Adagio - what if glee was good
Sulfer - Eats Napalm
Syphon - dissociates while playing water polo
Bullit - evil babies with guns
Blight - lethal horticulture nerd
Rococo - designer tracksuit
Gremin - THE X-GAMES ARE NO GAME
Jetsum - wish i was born in the 80s