I'm sick and bored ;_; stupid summer flu. Drop me a few in HCs from your universe? Please bro.
You poor precious child… Anything you want.
The Katsuki Gang.
Phichit HCs:
1.) Phichit has shit aim. He denies it and thinks his aim is perfect when in reality every time he throws something, for some reason, it always bounces back and hits a person. Throws a can of soda into the trash? It somehow bounces off the trash can and hits the closest person nearby in the face. Throws his shoes onto the floor? Bounces off Vicchan’s chew toy and hits Yuuri’s kneecap. Throws a piece of paper across the room to hit a small trash can? Bounces off the trashcan, hits a wall, flies into the air and hits another object like a desk or something, and finally hits Seung Gil in the left eye as he enters a room. All in all, Phichit has bad aim…
2.) The one who hogs the television remote the most, Phichit will fight anyone and everyone around him to hold the remote. No one goes up against him no matter how much Minami complains about it, hell even Yuuri lets him take the remote, he doesn’t want another fight to break out. (Last time one did, he had bite marks on his arms for weeks, people thought he had a possessive boyfriend.) Phichit also refuses to be anything BUT player 1 when they all get together to play video games. Of course, he has to compete with Yuuri over the first controller.
Seung Gil HCs:
1.) He’ll never admit it but his alarm clock sound is the cuppy-cake song. He heard it once when he arrived to Detroit and has always found it cute. But even if he tries to hide it the others know. He’s a heavy sleeper and they’ve all heard it playing sometimes, yet no one has a heart to tease Seung Gil about it, not even Phichit because Seung Gil gets a little blush and smiles so cutely when he hears it that they just can’t tease him about it.
2.) Seung Gil secretly loves RuPaul’s Drag Race, he finds it entertaining and even went back to watch the first season. Rumor has it that he even tried drag once. He felt pretty, no one knows about this except Yuuri, who kept his mouth shut about it.
Minami Kenjiro HCs:
1.) Minami actually has a fear of chickens, as explained somewhat in chapter 5, and therefore hates it when he’s referred to as one. He doesn’t seem as scary as an evil chicken, so he doesn’t see why Phichit calls him one.
2.) You can’t even say the word Moist or Brickabrack around Minami, he’ll go on a rant about how disgusting or stupid they sound. He won’t shut up untill you agree. One time, he nearly stabbed a kid for saying moist a hundred times joking that Minami wouldn’t do anything.
Otabek Altin:
1.) Aside from jumping over children as an Olympic sport, Otabek can also juggle cats, it happened once by accident when kittens started falling off of a balcony and he rushed to save them only to juggle them one by one. He is known to cat lovers as That one dude that juggles kittens.
2.) If you go into Otabek’s room and dig through his bottom sidetable drawer you will find his stash... Of animal cookies. He likes them but used to get teased for eating them and he hates sharing, so he hides them. Seung Gil’s dog and Vicchan, however, always find them and eat them all when the others come to visit.
Emil Nekola:
1.) As laid back as he is, Emil can and will throw anyone in front of him to protect himself if he sees a child in a place a child should not be. Example, an alleyway. He could be walking by with Minami and if he sees a little girl just standing alone in the middle of the street he won’t ask if she needs help, fuck that, he’d pick up Minami and throw him before turning around and running away. He knows about the black eye children, he’s watched the Omen and even the Ring, there’s no way he’s going to die, not today!
2.) Emil likes to draw as a hobby, he’s not all that perfect but his doodles are entertaining. His favourite thing to draw? The Draw the squad meme with his own friends. They always come out hilarious.
Yuuri Katsuki:
1.) Phichit used to help Yuuri with his heat until he started giggling in the middle of it and going “You like that? You like that? Yeeee boi, you like dat.” In an awful Victor Nikiforov impersonation. Now Yuuri spends his heats alone and angry.
2.) Yuuri’s favourite character on Mystic Messanger is Zen, because of his white hair, and second favourite is 707, because he makes him laugh. He refuses to belive Phichit when he points out that the two characters have traits relating to Victor.
IF I COME UP WITH MORE, I’LL EDIT THIS AND UPDATE IT. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THAT AND I HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON.