Wine mama Loki Head Cannons
°Loki having a room dedicated to photos of Loki's kids all smiling for him because we love him
°When Loki is lonely and Tony's busy, Loki will call one of his kids from another country and have a chat with them both telling what the other has missed and how much they miss each other
°Once a year Loki takes all his kids out to Asguard or some big fancy place because he thinks we deserve the best
°Hela is our big sister who is super protective and if anyone lays a hand on us when they shouldn't will wish they never did
°The command 'Kneel' is the equivalent of a swear word and we get in huge trouble if we say it to anyone in the family
°Braiding each other's hair, doing each other's nails and anything related to skin care are all sacred ways of bonding with our adopted siblings
°Loki has memorised everyone's personalities but sometimes forgets their names. If he's trying to remember and asking for their name, he'll list all the amazing things about them because that's how he sees them
°Every year on Loki's, Tony's or Thor's (or someone important) birthday, we all gather to celebrate, and whoever can bake will bake, whoever wants to make it to help with any thing does help because there's a lot of people who can do so many amazing things
°We all have a cerfew set by Loki depending on our age. The younger the earlier and the older the later, but sometimes we can work around cerfew either through bribery or issues such as insomnia where Loki tires to help us
°Having a room dedicated to art that we've made for our family, Loki having picture next to each artwork. The picture is of Loki with us, as we hold up the artwork we've made the date under each photo.
°Lazy Sundays where we all (Tecky included) just sit around watching movies and eating junk food because we all deserve a break sometimes and this is just a nice way to do it
°One of the adults (Loki, Thor, Tony ect) have to take care of a loooooot of us so they struggle a lot before some of the more grown up kids come and help them out
°A whole group of Loki's kids who are from around the world come on the same day to find a busy and stressed Loki. They all decide together that we're gonna do whatever we can to help him relax
°Someone threatens to fight Loki, Loki simply replies with "I have kids" (instead of I have an army). The person looks confused before a bunch of us arrive ready to beat them to a pulp. We will protect mama Loki no matter what.
°Loki going out if they're in a bad mood with a group of his kids to a spa/shopping (Tony's credit card) day. Along the way Loki sees a random kid being harassed and saves them, adopts them, and they continue on with the spa/shopping day with the new adopted kid, we all accept them and when we get home we share stories on what happened (some kids who didn't wanna go took care of the younger kids)
Sorry that there's so many but I just got super inspired to write again so thank you so much Tecky! I've been having a writers block and this cured it. Have a wonderful day everyone!