#ted <3

[average-hyperfixator]

The way I would make out with that pathetic playboy twink malewife if I could.

I love pathetic fictional men, he is my exact type. He WHIMPERS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT OF ME,

Side note I also want to run him a warm bath, give him fresh pajamas, and then tuck him into bed with a lil forehead smooch. I’m wifeing him up REAL quick 🙏

[youcarrymeawayy]

oh gentle, unbreakable you

ted lasso - stay gentle

(watch on YouTube)

[bootcondom]

i just... want... to cuddle... my boyfriend...

[youcarrymeawayy]

do you ever think about how this

isn’t just about the dissolving of his marriage? in this moment specifically it is, but in the broader context of the show, this sentiment runs so much deeper. by the end of season two, Ted has not only come to terms with his marriage ending, but also begun to try therapy to deal with the trauma of losing his dad. of how going forward this pain has and continues to affect his own parenting and choices regarding his son. of how he’s afraid of being abandoned, and how he needs to let people know when he’s not doing okay. because it’s okay to not be happy all the time; it’s okay to reach out and ask for help, and to be honest about your emotions even if they aren’t desirable ones. and without the circumstances of this new job in a new environment with new people, who knows if he ever would have reached out for help? without having the opportunity to meet Sharon, who he has such an understanding of because they’re very similar and get on well, would he have ever attempted therapy again? or would he have just let himself continue to suffer quietly, day after day?

going to England has altered the course of Ted’s existence so thoroughly and it would not have happened without this woman. she gave him the opportunity to reckon with his past and (someday soon) move forward in a healthier way. the guardian angel factor was in play from moment one.

…do you ever just get emotional about that?

[bootcondom]

You’re cute and I love you a lot a lot a lot - 💜

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🧡🧡🧡🧡 I love you tooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! @teddiboii/@mysticalmlm!!!!!!!! 

everyone  @teddiboii/@mysticalmlm is myrly cute and handsome and lovely bf and idk why hes on anon tbh so here he is!!! 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡   

[bootcondom]

i want to vibe to sewerslvt w my bf just lay awake late w it on a speaker on low volume and have deep convos as we hold each other

[bootcondom]

👀👀👀👀

Me and by bf @mysticalmlm​ @teddiboii​ got matching profile pics.....

[unreliable--narrator-archive]

🤔 Would you ever want to write something canon if you got the opportunity?

absolutely. if someone tapped me to write like a novella for one of my fandoms or something, i would Scream /pos