Jul 25, 2024
A saga I call: “Conversations with my parents”
Star Trek Edition
My mom: If you were in Star Trek Voyager you would be Seven Of Nine
Me: No I don’t think so
My mom: Ok Bilana then
My dad: No that wouldn’t work because she would have to marry Tom Paris, and the only way that would happen is if Tom Paris was Tanya Paris
Me: Thanks dad
#smaeemo#Sharing a hotel room with my parents and they have been arguing about star trek for the past 20 minutes#Now they are arguing about where my dad should fart#My mother thinks he should go near the bathroom but he thinks otherwise#Anyway back to the topic of#star trek voyager#Trans Tom Paris canon?!#Star trek#seven of nine#My mom is#Captain janeway#my dad is#chakotay#Seven of nine was my gay awakening#We could remember what Tom Paris’ name was so we kept trying to guess#Ted Paris#Jack Paris#Jesus Paris#it got out of hand#Parent saga#Smaeemo best posts#my dad is so hashtag ally#Love my parents#subscribe for more#Edit: We COULDN’T remember Tom Paris’ name#queer#lgbt#lgbtqia