closed for @stainedcherub
Despite the party being full of people, Teddy still found himself promptly comfortable on the floor between Lana's legs. There was a stressor between them now, something they may never be able to get rid of, and yet there was a natural gravitational pull between them that was impossible to ignore. Call it years of giving into it or years of not - Teddy wasn't inclined to pretend he wasn't exactly where he wanted to be, even when he maybe should. Especially if Lana would still give him the time of day. There was always a chance that it'd stop, and Teddy had no real way of calculating when that'd be, so he clung to what he could while he still had the chance. "Jesus Christ!" He hollered, flinching back as they watched in abject horror as the bulkiest man alive spewed into an empty plant pot by Lana's windowsill. "This is what you get for having the world's least accessible washroom, Lana. How could you not think of the grown men who can't hold their liquor? This party's over with as far as I'm concerned!"










