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@kingcatnine and I have been talking about Heavy x Spy ever since he sent me this post:

And I knew INSTANTLY I had to draw it when Rowan said it was them skfhfj so enjoy

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The anon who requested the Pyro x Scout art also suggested Demo x Sniper so here’s that! I realized halfways through the first photo I’d done that pose before with Sniper so I did the second pic too. I think Demo and Sniper are the autistic for autistic couple where Demo info dumps and Sniper happily listens and then Sniper will info dump and Demo will listen. They both think they’re the luckiest person in the world and like to go cryptid hunting together

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Idk if your still accepting the rare pair ship requests and i was wondering sniper x admin (: its neat and fun.

Hooooo boy I kinda went ham on this one. I really like this ship cause of the energy of it. @aprofessionalwithoutstandards and I started talking about these two cause he is of the same opinion as I am that Sniper and Admin have gotten married and divorced a bajillion times cause that’s part of their foreplay basically. BIIIIIIG divorced energy. They pick at each other but also have and will kill for one another. She calls him up to see her when he performs excellently in battle for a “bonus” and also calls him to her when he’s done poorly for his “review”. They have wild sex but never mention it because it would be unprofessional. Also no one’s business. To quote Mick cause she’s right; “girlboss and malewife etc etc as the kids say”. They hate each other they love each other. It’s a whole thing.

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Teaxs toast, if you dont mind (pyro x engineer)

I think that Engie and Pyro are a lovely ship. I wouldn’t really classify this one as a rare pair, but honestly Pyro and Engie don’t get near enough love as they should so they kinda teeter on that line. I personally think that Pyro is from Mexico (I’ve mentions this before) so I think that Engie not only speaks with them in English but Spanish as well (since it’s honestly best for you to know Spanish here in Texas cause there are a lot of dual citizens especially if you get closer to the boarder). Engie is kind and patient and understands that everyone has a story which is how the two of them started their friendship since everyone else saw Pyro as scary at first. Pyro can’t help but find Dell’s accent attractive and they get giddy whenever he uses those sweet nicknames. Pyro will often hang out with Engie while he works and understands that his creations mean a lot to him, which is part of why Pyro will protect Dell in battle. Pyro has named all of the various tech Engie creates which Dell loves. They will make sure that Engie eats since he has a tendency to get lost in his work. It took some time, but Pyro trusts Engie enough to have him be one of the only people they will take their mask off around. That level of intimacy is something Dell takes very seriously. Engie accepts Pyro for who they are, getting protective when there are those who don’t treat Pyro with respect, especially when it comes to their delusions. They love one another whole heartedly and it shows in the fierce loyalty they show one another both off and on the battlefield. They’re also goofy as hell together hence:

(Pyro is saying: “Here Engie! They’re almost as pretty as you.”)

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You said in the Heavy x Spy post to send you ships so...EngieMedic

🥺👉👈???

If that's not what you meant or you dont want to thats fine djiritot.

I just love some crazy scientists being gay and them doing experiment's as a kind of date

mixed with some ' i can fix him (is fucked up himself) ' x 'I can make him worse (affectionate)'

This is actually the first Engie I’ve ever drawn sjfbfj

I definitely think they’re adorable together. I love that they do fucked up experiments together like you see in the Halloween comic. What’s more romantic than that? Get you a man who will help you cut off your arm so you can attach a metal one to it. Get you a man who will let you keep the arm that they cut off in order to attach a metal one. Truly the couple of all time

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medic x merasmus

MILF x Babygirl for real

Legit I love this pairing. They’re just so fun and goofy together. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: their foreplay is just the Halloween events. They’re that scene from wwdits where Nadja is chasing Lazslo and screaming that she’s gonna kill him but it cuts back to them being interviewed and they’re madly in love.

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Heyy, uh if you're still doing rarepair requests, how about heavy/engie? It's such a good dynamic, and it makes me pissed that they don't interact in canon much.

I dig these two I didn’t even think about this killer pair! Incredibly smart, both crazy about their respective weapons, bald skfnfj ok but for real I love size differences and this is the ultimate in that. Also the blueprint was created by Firey_Penguin on Reddit

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Oh! It’s semi-popular but SpyMedic? They’d be an absolute power couple. Unmatched. I also feel like they’d be the type to playfully light insults but it would clearly be flirting. Like, they’d be such divas together too

If you haven’t seen my MANY posts talking about me playing as Medic and constantly getting duped by handsome Spies who steal my heart because they thank me for the healing and then flirt with me the rest of the match, then you must know that I ABSOLUTELY ship these two. Kinda romantic to have someone who sees you as an easy target but is also incredibly squishy and can get his shit rocked equally hard by said target. Spy is suave and gives the impression he doesn’t like asking for help but beams at the attention especially with Medic keeping a watchful eye on his whole team’s health. He’ll overhead Spy out of the gate to make sure he has the best chance before slipping away cloaked. Often times the only way to make sure Spy doesn’t die is to shoot him with the crossbow across the map or to be up close and personal with the action to get him out of a pinch. For someone who has spent his career prior to joining the team fending for himself, it’s impossible not to swoon a bit at having Medic watch his back. It doesn’t hurt that Medic is easy on the eyes and incredibly smart as well; a glorious combo that Spy can’t help but be drawn in by. Medic finds the mystery around Spy addictively intriguing and can’t help but want to open him up (in more ways than one). He likes that Spy wants to impress but finds it much more endearing to have him care in ways that he frames as aloofness (Medic’s fav foods suddenly appearing on his desk, a coat draped over his sleeping form, making sure his tools are always where he can find them, etc). Medic makes use of the fact that Spy can speak German by flirting with him in it and grins at the pink that leaks out from under that mask of his. Their dates range from wineries and good food to chess by the fire to stealing illegal organs and medical research from locked down facilities. A couple for the ages!