#teengodstarter

[prsephne]

[mass text:] i spy with my little eye something... green. anyone wanna take a guess?

[teenhades]

How did I end up as the only dude in this car?

[zoomzeuszoom]

[text: group] If anyone forgets either their toothbrushes or underwear, I am just saying now that I will not be sharing either. Got to get it known. So don't forget.

[esoteric-eris]

To whoever stole my favorite pillow: just know your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it. 

[prsephne]

Do you think the rewards for just jumping into the water right this second without a swimsuit outweighs the risks, or the other way around?

[teenhades]

You know it's going to be a good summer when, not even three hours in, your mother texts you telling you not to get yourself killed.