Leith sitting on Eddie's lap....
Eddie protests and tells him not to bother him, and specifically not to sit there because it's going to start hurting him.
Leith laughs flirtatiously and kisses his neck, caressing his other leg. He probably uses a condescending, childish tone to irritate him further. "Oh come on Eddie, it's been a while..." he says, continuing to kiss him. Eddie gasps and grunts in annoyance, his hand clenching into a fist as he grips Leith's waist tightly, leaving him breathless.
He pulls him towards him, their noses touch and they stare at each other "if I do this will you stop being a pain in the ass?" and Leith, laughing softly, would say "only if you're my pain in the—" and his sentence is interrupted by a rough kiss.
The two men are kissing passionately, so engrossed and distracted that they don't notice Harley's presence. Harley can only think, with obvious irritation and annoyance, that they are a bunch of damned hypocrites.
