#tekkendream

[cerastes]

Me on Promotion chance: “Ok I hope it’s not anyone I have no idea how to handle, like Lars :)”

Lars with 215 wins and A and A+s:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME, TEKKEN 7 MATCHMAKING

Anyways the strategy is simple: If you don’t know what the enemy character’s gameplan is, just don’t let them attack by attacking them more, it’s genius.

[cerastes]

If Harada finds out I did this to Lucky Chloe, he will play Idolm@ster at max volume non-stop outside of my house until I fistfight him in the parking lot (his boss arena).

(Just really proud of that Round 3, honestly, bwahaha.)

[cerastes]

Me, on Demotion danger: “Oh boy, I hope it’s no one annoying to fight!”

Matchmaking: *puts me against an Eddy Gordo on Promotion chance*

Me: “I’M ABOUT TO TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.”