#temeism

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shoves everything off his desk && lays on it v casually bc yes hello he has arrived for his dobe, k thanks ♥

          At first his initial reaction was to punch him in the face,          but he’s actually choked up && FAR INTO shock in the          first place. Well, whatever was on the desk wasn’t as          important as the sight to behold. The teme, on his desk          as if some f a n t a s y of his. The blond will just punch him          in the face later, after getting much needed care first. ♥

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BAMBI B')))

Spell out your name in my ask.

B: FAVORITE BAND.Aside from KPOP, I love oldies? 

A: WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.Cheated on.

M: VIRGIN OR NOT?lmao yes oh well

B: FAVORITE BANDI’m also a fan of the orchestra.

I: HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?I wanted a tattoo when I was getting my ear pierced but was like fuck that noise.

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bURSTS IN jailin tell me abt ur mafia au hcs pls && thank

CHERRY BLOSSOMS. y ODELS OKAY BUT LIKE IMAGINE BRO I M A G I N E ;;

                every so often sakura gets the urge to dye her hair a different color   (  purple, black, blonde what have you  )   but never does bc one time sasuke gave an off hand comment on the pink & another time he said that the color hides blood well so now every other week she redyes her hair pink so keep it a) a consistent shade & b) rootless bc gross.

                sakura starts up a chart system where every time someone starts something, finishes something, or just does something badass they get a sticker & the first one to fill up a row gets a free pizza or meal of their choice curtesy of the others. needless to say they try to make sure naruto doesn’t win as often as possible for obvious reasons.

                t ATTOOS. & LEATHER JACKETS. & SASUKE WITH A MOTORCYCLE & FIFTEEN HIGH END CARS THAT SAKURA KEEPS ‘BORROWING’ she’s actually stealing them but hey she always brings them back in one piece. mostly. he didn’t like that corvette anyway.

                what if the three of them just collectively own a nightclub together??? like that’s their base of operations bc naruto saw it in a movie & there are just some times you can’t say no to him, you know? sasuke & sakura handle the books, sasuke paid for most of it, sakura decorated & handles the employees bc no offense but sasuke sucks ass with that. naruto just runs around doing whatever he wants. he gives away a lot of things but hey, repeat patrons bc of him so have at it naruto.

                sakura trying to convince sasuke to cross dress at least once a month to recon. s HE’LL DRESS LIKE A GUY & WEAR A GUY WIG IF HE WEARS A DRESS. & A PRETTY WIG. & ALSO A BRA.

               NO BUT SASUKE IS KICKASS WITH A SWORD. IMAGINE HIM WITH A GUN.

               sakura trying to convince them to buy her an axe to use as a weapon instead of a gun for when she doesn’t want to bust her knuckles up. they constantly refuse & keep getting her brass knuckles & other things bc hey, you won’t bust your knuckles. she’s got a small mountain of them in her closet.

               they all have their own place but end up staying at sasukes more often than not bc his place is hooked up & no matter what he says he always lets them through the door.

               they don’t get sent to the hospital much but when one of them does, the others both cram into the hospital room & refuse to leave until it’s all three of them walking out together. sakura implemented the rule that you have to stay the entire time until the doctors release you, no leaving early.   (  of course, it’s a rule she herself isn’t prone to following s they have to keep an eye on that.  )

               they’re badass as fuck but all really close & really protective of each other even though they know that they can all hold their own & then some??? mess with sakura? you’re gonna have two big dudes on your ass. fuck with either of her boys? you’re gonna have a tiny pink haired child punching you repeatedly in the throat.

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        I AM THE MACHINE!

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Too lazy to post on my Aoba

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temeism replied to your post:Sasuke obviously doesn't care about you. Its okay...

I GAVE U A CROWN LIKE 2 MINUTES AGO

WE ALL KNOW IT’S NARUTO > TOMATOES > ME OKAY