#temp chip tag.

[terithemuse]

“All I want for Christmas is you.” (jokingly chippy)

“Come on,” Teri whines, nudging Chip in the side for his cheesy (albeit kind of adorable) joke. They’ve been wandering through New York shops for the past hour, the disguises they put together at the hotel miraculously allowing them to wander around the city undetected. While he keeps picking things up off the shelves to get her, he’s yet to give her any idea of what he wants. “You already got that, so you’ve gotta come up with something else before I get you those sunglasses over there.”  Laughing she points at the first thing she sees, a display of cheap, bright coloured plastic sunglasses. “I don’t think even you could pull those off.” It’s a blatant lie, she’s almost certain Chip has never met a pair of sunglasses he couldn’t pull off, but she’s hoping it will be enough of a threat to get some sort of idea out of it. // @chippyskylark

[ssparkypants]

send  💝 for  my  muse  to  give  yours  a  handmade  gift . (chippington skylark the III)

After four years of rivalry, the last place Skip ever expected himself to be was sharing a house with Chip Skylark and the rest of their bandmates, exchanging gifts on Christmas Eve. While he’s slowly starting to get used to it, even occasionally enjoying Chip’s company, he’s certainly not prepared for the moment when Chip hands over his gift, proudly announcing that he made it. “You fucking made me something?” Skip groans, forever baffled at just how nice Chip is all the time. It makes it really fucking hard to hate him sometimes. “Listen, I got you something bro but I sure didn’t fucking make it,” he shrugs as he starts to rip the paper off the gift. There’s no way he was putting that much effort into anyone’s gift. // @chippyskylark

[dragcndani]

“Christmas is the only time of year when I’m stressed out AND receiving a bunch of gifts.” (chip)

“Oh honey,” Dani sighs, giving Chip a sad look. She’s not sure whether she should laugh or hug him, settling instead for patting him awkwardly on the shoulder. Both her friendship with Chip and her presence at his party is a little strange considering he lives with Omari, but she’s never been one to turn down an invitation to a party. “What’s got you stressed out this time?” With Chip it’s always something, has been for as long as she’s known him, so much so that she actually tries to tone it down when she’s around him just to spare him that added stress. “You’re not being mobbed by crazy fans at your own party so at least that’s something, right?” she offers him a tentative smile, trying to look on the bright side. // @chippyskylark

[ssparkypants]

“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “ (chip)

“When we all live in the same house it becomes our business, man,” Skip repeats, and not for the first time. He’s made his peace with living in a house with a group of guys that don’t really seem to like him, settling in quite nicely with Corny, but used to living on his own for the past few years, there are some things he’ll just never get used to. Having to deal with his housemates going through some sort of crisis and listen to Britney on repeat for days on end is one of those things. “I’m gonna need to you to either talk about what’s going on or shut that shit up.” It’s maybe not the kindest way for Skip to offer his help, but nothing about the two of them has ever been remotely normal. // @chippyskylark

[ssparkypants]

what's it like being a generic brand version of chip skylark?

“Generic version of Chip Skylark? Are you fucking kidding me? We’re completely different! He has stupid curly hair and shiny teeth, I have sparkly red pants. Do you think he could pull these off? He doesn’t have the range!”

Private answer

“It fucking sucks, but I get it. He was the entire reason I started singing in the first place, I got discovered by posting covers of his songs on YouTube. My label said they could make me bigger than him but it’s just not happening. He did it first and the fans think he did it better so what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? The only way I’ll ever get out from his shadow is by rebranding but I don’t know if I’m ready to do that yet.” ( @chippyskylark )

[ssparkypants]

🤝 skip x chip

send in 🤝 + a friendship and i’ll tell you who:

texts the other memes at 3 am: as soon as skip gets chip’s number, he definitely sends him memes at his expense. anything making fun of his dumb shinny teeth and his stupid curly hair.

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: skip almost exclusively comes up with the dumbest ideas imaginable. 

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: these idiots aren’t partying together, but even if they did they would probably just call an uber. or one of their assistants.

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: oh they’re definitely not having sleepovers. even if they stayed up late at chip’s house writing songs, chip would probably make him go home even if it’s like 3am. no crashing on the couch for skip.

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: they’re both international pop stars and can thankfully afford their own nextflix accounts.

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: chip’s assistant would bring the snacks and they would spend so long fighting over a movie to watch that they’d never actually end up watching a movie.

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: neither of them want to apologize because they sure do hate each other, but chip probably ends up caving and apologizing first because he’s a sweetie and ends up feeling bad.

is the ‘ mom friend ‘: neither of them are really looking out for each other, but chip would be the most likely to be the mom friend.

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: neither of them. now that they’re working on this album together and they have to keep up appearances, they post something in their instagram story but that’s it.

is the better wingman to the other: skip would pretend to be a wingman and end up trying to steal whoever chip is interested in. if chip was feeling nice that day, he MIGHT try to be a good wingman.

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: chip is the sweet, and skip is neither, he’s just a dick. they’re rivals, they’re not looking out for each other.

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: neither of them want to. it’s bad enough that they’re forced to perform together with this new album coming out, they’re not getting on stage together more than they absolutely have to.

@chippyskylark

[terithemuse]

a look into teri’s instagram | featuring @officialcliomuse, @mel-ancholymuse, @chippyskylark​ & @noturnutmeg

[terithemuse]

“You think you’re so cute. Oh, you think you’re SO cute.” (chippington)

"Correction. I know I'm so cute," Teri giggles, giving Chip what she considers to be her cutest smile. It's one she's spent hours in the mirror perfecting since she was a child, starting at her own reflection for so long it made her cheeks hurt. But she firmly believes it's well worth it, considering it's the smile that can have almost anyone wrapped around her finger. And as she sits across from Chip, the two of them sipping milkshakes, she reaches across the table to grab another fry from his plate, quickly popping it into her mouth. She's been doing it for the past twenty minutes, claiming she's not hungry and refusing to order her own food, but stealing a bite from his plate whenever he glances away. It just tastes better that way, she's convinced. "But you think I'm cute too, right?" she adds with a small pout. It's a move her sisters would call her on immediately, but so far Chip doesn't seem to particularly mind. It happens to be one of the things she likes best about him. // @chippyskylark