#honesty weekend.

[hansoftheisles]

FMK Mel, Elsa, Anna

Private answer

“Of course I’d marry Mel, I’ve had the ring for years even if I didn’t get the chance to do anything with it before we broke up. She’s the love of my life, as simple as that. And forget the rules I’d kill both Anna and Elsa, that’s easy enough. If I listened to Candice I would actually kill them, but apparently I’m boring and don’t actually have it in me. It seems a little extreme even if it is the most effective way to get their company. It’s on the back burner.” ( @mel-ancholymuse, @skatinganna, @elsarendelle )

[naveenmaldonia]

Thoughts on being a frog?

“Oh it’s going great! Eric built me a habitat, Poppy knit me a sweater, Flynn gave me a frog sized cowboy hat and Wilbur’s trying to recruit me for his mom’s frog jazz band. It’s everything I ever dreamed of. What the fuck do you mean thoughts on being a frog? I’m sick of it, I’m ready for this damn spell to wear off.” ( @ohcapitans, @artsandpoppy, @theflynnriders, @wilburobinson )

[rclphwrecksit]

What are your actual thoughts about you and Sav 'adopting' so many kids?

“they’re all great kids and i’m happy to help them out however i can. i’m lucky to have them all in my life. that’s about all there is too it. they’re a great audience for all my great dad jokes too. they love them.”

[dragcndani]

out of all your friends - who has the worst boyfriend?

“it's so hard to choose, they all have such bad taste. most of them don't actually have boyfriends right now, but sav used to date mike, vanessa had the tree and heart song boy, fiona has shane, and poppy's dating branch so it's really rough all around. but if i had to pick i'd go with fiona. i love her to death, that's my bitch, but an insufferable man with a bad hairline? just tragic.” ( @itmefiona / @shrexyshane )

[hansoftheisles]

fmk genevieve, candice, claudette?

“This is actually pretty easy. I’d fuck Gen, it’s nothing we haven’t done before. Marry Claudette, because out of all of them she has the highest tolerance for me now matter what she says. And kill Candice, because of the three I honestly believe that’s the option she would prefer.” ( @quccnofhcxrts / @claudettebijou / @thede-vil )

[naveenmaldonia]

Have you heard? An old friend of Flynn has arrived! Thoughts?

“I haven’t met the guy yet and I don’t even think I’ve heard Flynn talk about it, but that might be because I just wasn’t listening. I don’t know. But Eric says the guy’s cool, and anyone that’s good with Flynn and Eric is good with me. Hope the guy likes parties on boats and being the fourth hottest guy on the island because we’ve already got those top three spots filled.” ( @theflynnriders / @rcturnofstrongbow )

[naveenmaldonia]

are you aware that your butler wants to kill you?

“what the fuck are you talking about? you've got this all wrong, my friend, lawrence fucking loves me. that's my guy, my little buddy. you tell him what he wants to do and he just runs right out and does it. his face just looks like that sometimes, you know? like he ate a bowl of sour grapes. sure, he doesn't love me as much as grimsby loves eric, but i'm no eric you know? everyone loves that motherfucker.” 

[hansoftheisles]

why are you the most obnoxious person on the planet?

“would we say the most obnoxious? i'm sure i could find someone that has me beat. but you try growing up with thirteen older brothers and see if you can walk away with that without being a little bit obnoxious too.”

“and because i'm rich and hot, who's going to stop me?“