My day thus far:
Jean-Luc Picard sold me coffee.
I have a brand new reason to not be able to see hedgehogs and Cheetos in the same sentence. (Shit.)
All my friends were sucked into a parallel universe, except the goat.
I found an Ali-Chan. But it was one of the clones. You can tell because they're just a shade too happy.
The flatmate barely escaped with is his life. He says he was in....*horrified whisper* Desert Bluffs.
Send help.








