#tenors...

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tonight’s mood: I would like to do a public service to opera humanity and yeet Benjamin Fucker Pinkerton into a volcano

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CHAD Paul Appleby:

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...really, Roberto? you still gotta show off your acrobatic skills like that on us?

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naughty tenors get sprayed with water like cats

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alright lads, from his Instagram, here’s Benjamin Bernheim singing a little bit of the Kleinzach aria in Hamburg

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put two tenors from two different operas in a room alone together. They've never met before now. What do they talk about?

statistically, they are likely to talk about some combination of a) ladies, b) betrayal, and c) rivals and other general problems that are in absolutely no way their own fault, all with overly long and overly romanticized backstories. statistically, there is also an extremely high chance this ends in a screaming match (the higher the louder the longer wins!) with lots of crying.

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tenors taking trolls to task...say that five times fast

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who's most annoying opera character you've ever had the misfortune of knowing?

tie between the two Russian Tenors Who Cannot Stop Tenoring And Gambling: Ghermann from Tchaikovsky's The Queen of Spades and Alexei from Prokofiev's The Gambler.