“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”
PARKS AND RECREATION; STARTER SENTENCES. - [ @tereslator ]
“Disgusting…?” She repeated after the older woman, mouthslightly agape with the shock of her claim. “What do you mean disgusting, I—“Tzuyu cut herself off, rather promptly, stomping her foot in absolutefrustration. “You can’t possibly meanthat! Think of—fruit salad!” She pointed out, arms coming to fold over herchest as she watched the other, intently, from behind slightly narrowed eyes –was Teresa going to argue against the tastiness of that particular treat, too?Well, the Taiwanese girl wasn’t going to give her enough time – she already hada different idea in mind, and she promptly switched to pursuing it.
“Besides, think aboutit! Salad is the best thing ever, because, if you cut things up, mix themtogether and add some vegetables to it, no matter what kind of vegetables, it’sa salad. So you can have… essentially anything! Like pizza salad! Just add sweetcorn,for example – that’s already my all-time favourite pizza topping, and it’s asalad. Or chocolate… with a strawberries. Fruit salad. It’s all delicious, andit’s all salad. You can’t say that isnot good! You just can’t. Please don’t insult salad and its versatility, I willbe very upset indeed.”











