#terribletalon

[necromatador]

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This is 100% genuine, I used to eat dinner and watch surgery shows.

[necromatador]

dasvan Butts: whats that old cartoon necro work show about the league of villains who suck at being villains

necroMatador: That could be like 5 different series.

dasvan Butts: hmmmmm I think its league of super evil

necroMatador: Yeah that's one. Had one of the voice actors from Storm Hawks in.

Talon: That's it. And that's not that old.

Talon: At least, I don't think so?

dasvan Butts: talon that's like 7 years old i think

dasvan Butts: probs more

necroMatador: I don't think it's that old...p. sure I was in college when....Oh wait I was in college for like 6 years...

Talon: It started 7 years ago.

Talon: Ended 4 years ago.

necroMatador: Shit I'm old.

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It makes no sense with context either, so don't worry.

Terrible Talon: Would you like a drink with that?

☜Wings☞: yis

☜Wings☞: waaater n ceerlyr

Terrible Talon: I'm sorry, I can't understand you, you appear to be slurring your words. I think I should go get my manager.

☜Wings☞: I'm offended and I'm never bringing my business here again.

Terrible Talon: Git owt, den, ya yellow bellied mongrel

☜Wings☞: *barks and backs out of the establishment, bristling and growling.*

☜Wings☞: *comes back and snatches a chicken wing, then bolts*

Terrible Talon: THIEF

☜Wings☞: *hisses*

Terrible Talon: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

dasvan Butts: that's coming out of your paycheck

☜Wings☞: *grabs the whole batch and runs away, knocking over a trashcan*

Terrible Talon: *pulls out a crossbow labeled "The Police"*

dasvan Butts: you have my permission employee

Terrible Talon: *takes aim*

Terrible Talon: *fires*

☜Wings☞: *scrambles up a tree*

☜Wings☞: *falls out of the tree*

Terrible Talon: *shot the manager*

☜Wings☞: PFF

Terrible Talon: *is a double agent*

☜Wings☞: *checks for a crossbow wound, looks confused*

Terrible Talon: *pulls Wings to their feet*

dasvan Butts: *is ded*

☜Wings☞: *gets anime eyes*

Terrible Talon: *runs, Wings and wings in tow*

☜Wings☞: That took a turn.

Terrible Talon: Indeed it did.

necroMatador: *carefully logs this conversation to put up on tumblr...*

Terrible Talon: Oh, god.

☜Wings☞: Oh good lord.

dasvan Butts: oh god

[necromatador]

Please engage in a fight with me?

[Yay!  More excuse to revisit awesome fight music!]

[necromatador]

Two psionics and a hare walk into a bar...

We make the best parties.  Our defender is a Wilden Battlemind based off succulent plants.  Our leader is a mystery Ardent in a wooden mask.  And our striker is a poison fey-bunny.

In grand tradition, I got KO’d twice in one combat.