#terrifyingbadbatter

[thesmilingmerchant]

terrifying-bad-batter entered the shop

How many of the creatures has he run into? Zacharie was beginning to lose count. It was starting to get annoying, but one should not judge a book by its cover. There were still possible sales which could be made.

"Bonjour, Batter!"

[spectrezacharie]

As he walks in, he spots the merchant undressing, and swiftly turns and walks out. But not before checking Zacharie out.

Zacharie was standing there shirtless, pants unbuttoned and resting loosely on his hips when the Batter walked in. His torso was covered in scars, three large and very noticeable ones going from his left shoulder to his right hip. Though aside of the rather unpleasant scaring he had a very well toned body he hid under his sweater. “Going somewhere amigo?~" He questioned, glancing over his shoulder at the male.

[noxiousasceticism]

"Claimed."

Up to the Mun

And so the Batter finds himself in front of the impurity, the creature having to hunch over to even be near his eye level. He reaches out with a hand and rests it on the end of his snout, rubbing over the slightly rough skin before patting him on the side of his jaw.

[noxiousasceticism]

✢

He purses his lips and stares up at the pathetically soaked monster, motioning for him to wait while he gets a few towels. When he returns he motions him inside, tossing them onto the creature's snout. "Don't touch me."

[puppeted-puppeteer]

Can I borrow a quarter? My Puppeteer told me to call home when I fell in love.

"…………….." Well, that one wasn’t half bad, actually; sadly, all she has is a couple hundred credits and a newfound blush.

[noxiousasceticism]

✧

This impurity is taller than his own impurity, which in itself may make this Batter unsettled.

[spectrezacharie]

-Flops into the Batter's lap and passes out there.-