Feb 15, 2017
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When you have an 8+ ft terrorsquid basking in sun patches instead of a cat.
Hygiene is important to Terry. Stay fresh everyone 🐙
Terry is having a hard time adapting to Canadian winters. That's without the windchill! Brrrr 😨😨😨
Alestorm - Death Throes of the Terrorsquid
lanutria Relevant to your nautical nonsense.
ALESTORM - Death Throes of the Terrorsquid | Napalm Records
The Seven Seas were obviously not expansive enough for Captain Chris Bowes and his crew, as their third raid in the quest for booty takes them "Back Through Time". The Scottish buccaneers battle not only narrow-minded landlubbers and enemy privateers, but also foul-tempered Vikings! They bring the soundtrack to this epic clash of cultures with them and refine their recipe for success as gentlemen o' fortune with brand-new ingredients. "Back Through Time" will be released as a special hand numbered limited edition (ltd. to 500 copies) including the limited digibook & captain morgan bobblehead and as deluxe box set edition including digibook and an exclusive Captain Morgan pendant.
ALESTORM - Death Throes of the Terrorsquid | Napalm Records (by napalmrecords)
You can hate on these guys all you want but you can't deny they're having a fucking blast singing about terrorsquids and Chthonic lairs and making goofy-as-hell music videos. If you're really gonna put your energy into mocking these people, you straight up don't get it & you're probably just jealous you didn't think of pirate metal first. Someone should tell the drummer to take off his stupid beanie (pirates do not wear beanies) but besides that I have absolutely no problem with this video. Especially when shit gets real at around 4:30. At one point they talk about how these pirates have defeated both vikings and ninjas & that got me thinking about how there's no ninja metal (that I know of) and wondering what ninja metal would sound like. Anyway I think the existence of this band makes the world a brighter place. I mean, jesus, the way they pose with the squid at the end? Alestorm has got shit all figured out.